Cow
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In the UK, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they'll die because of eating tainted beef. In the US, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they want to die because their ex-wife won't give them a moment's peace. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: In the US, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they want to die because their ex-wife won't give them a moment's peace. So... do you have "mad cow"? Regards, Alvaro
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness. -- despair.com
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: In the US, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they want to die because their ex-wife won't give them a moment's peace. So... do you have "mad cow"? Regards, Alvaro
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness. -- despair.com
My daughter turned 18 last September, so I don't hear from my mad cow anymore. "Alimony" n. : The screin' you get for the screwin' you got. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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My daughter turned 18 last September, so I don't hear from my mad cow anymore. "Alimony" n. : The screin' you get for the screwin' you got. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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In the UK, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they'll die because of eating tainted beef. In the US, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they want to die because their ex-wife won't give them a moment's peace. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
Let's see now, If I eat a chicken, I'm having chicken for dinner. If I eat a fish, I'm having fish for dinner. If I eat a turkey, I'm having turkey for dinner. If I eat a zebra, I'm having zebra for dinner (yes, I have). However - If I eat a cow, I'm having beef for dinner. Hmmm... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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In the UK, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they'll die because of eating tainted beef. In the US, when someone says they have "mad cow", you know they want to die because their ex-wife won't give them a moment's peace. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
they may be mad, but they can write code: http://bigzaphod.org/cow/[^] "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
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Let's see now, If I eat a chicken, I'm having chicken for dinner. If I eat a fish, I'm having fish for dinner. If I eat a turkey, I'm having turkey for dinner. If I eat a zebra, I'm having zebra for dinner (yes, I have). However - If I eat a cow, I'm having beef for dinner. Hmmm... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Christopher Duncan wrote: If I eat a cow, I'm having beef for dinner. You forgot: If I eat a pig, I'm eating pork, gammon, bacon etc... If I eat a sheep, I'm eating Lamb, Mutton etc... Christopher Duncan wrote: If I eat a zebra, I'm having zebra for dinner (yes, I have). I had Giraffe, Zebra and Impala whilst staying in Kenya. I must say that they were nothing special. Just like all other meats really. No unique tastes or anything.
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Christopher Duncan wrote: If I eat a cow, I'm having beef for dinner. You forgot: If I eat a pig, I'm eating pork, gammon, bacon etc... If I eat a sheep, I'm eating Lamb, Mutton etc... Christopher Duncan wrote: If I eat a zebra, I'm having zebra for dinner (yes, I have). I had Giraffe, Zebra and Impala whilst staying in Kenya. I must say that they were nothing special. Just like all other meats really. No unique tastes or anything.
"If you just say porn then you get all manner of chaff and low grade stuff."
- Paul Watson, Lounge 25 Mar 03
"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
- Anon
Jonathan 'nonny' Newman Homepage [www.nonny.com] [^]
Jonny Newman wrote: I had Giraffe, Zebra and Impala whilst staying in Kenya. I must say that they were nothing special. Just like all other meats really. No unique tastes or anything. I found Zebra to be on the dry side and just a touch salty. However, what I found most interesting was the alternating strips of dark and light meat. Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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My daughter turned 18 last September, so I don't hear from my mad cow anymore. "Alimony" n. : The screin' you get for the screwin' you got. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: "Alimony" n. : The screin' you get for the screwin' you got. I like it...:laugh: I don't call my ex a mad cow.... but I can't say what I call her and have my little sister read it. Uptight Ex-Military Republican married to a Commie Lib - How weird is that?
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Jonny Newman wrote: I had Giraffe, Zebra and Impala whilst staying in Kenya. I must say that they were nothing special. Just like all other meats really. No unique tastes or anything. I found Zebra to be on the dry side and just a touch salty. However, what I found most interesting was the alternating strips of dark and light meat. Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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In India, when someone says "mad cow", you know it's actually a bull charging at him.
Regards,Rohit Sinha
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- Mother Teresa:-)
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they may be mad, but they can write code: http://bigzaphod.org/cow/[^] "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein
Matt Bishop wrote: they may be mad, but they can write code: Having a language to program with, does not mean you can program. (Millions of VB programmers cant be wrong) :)
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