Actual email I received at work (government) about standards
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I personally would really appreciate knowing that the standards are kept up to date, and that there is a revision history that is terse enough to let me know I don't have to go back and read it to understand the changes.
I only respect things written in Klingon! (Just kidding, but govt' paperwork would be so much more fun in it!)
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I didn't even know most governments had standards. ;)
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Wait, what was the standard they used for changing this standard for standards?
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Change control standards, which may be compliant with the new standard and authorized early as a policy exception (under the old standard), or is compliant with the old standard and will be updated on the next scheduled review. ...I shouldn't instantly know that. FML
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
I pity the poor shmucks that had to write that stuff, the committee that had to review it, the editor that had to edit it, etc. Marc
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
I wish some tiny part of me could claim this wasn't believable. Having worked in government though, I have received similar and even been involved in projects with sub-sub-committees to decide what color to make the font. :sigh: Your tax dollars at waste.
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I only respect things written in Klingon! (Just kidding, but govt' paperwork would be so much more fun in it!)
It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact
That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties
To Viviparous Mama.
motlh buSHa', je yIn neH
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Government bureaucracy may have standards but the average voter clearly does not. :-D
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This explains how the Clintons got in office.... ;P
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
You should probably allocate twice as much time to any tasks to ensure both standards are followed in the meantime...
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
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This is to inform you that a new standard CSC-S17-001 Standard for standards has been published on CSC Share point site . This replaces the existing Standard GGC-S13-001 Standard for Standards which has been archived. The new Standard replaces all GGC words with CSC and the Standards template incorporates the name and business unit of the document owner with some minor changes in the process of publishing the standard document.
Leaker! ;)
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This explains how the Clintons got in office.... ;P
Old programmers need jobs too!
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I pity the poor shmucks that had to write that stuff, the committee that had to review it, the editor that had to edit it, etc. Marc
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Marc, there are no 'poor schmucks' who write that stuff. It grows all on its own, like a fungus.
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