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  • N Nish Nishant

    That would be Kent Sharkey but there are rumors that he outsources the bylines to an AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica.

    Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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    Sean Ewington
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    *completely unrelated* *tearful* *Antarctic salute*

    Thanks, Sean Ewington CodeProject

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    • N Nish Nishant

      That would be Kent Sharkey but there are rumors that he outsources the bylines to an AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica.

      Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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      rainman bit
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      Well... Kent Sharkey! Praise be upon you. My favorite so far is (I star the ones I like in my inbox): Wikileaks founder Assange reveals his next target: Google Free information gets its latest teaser trailer. If Kent Sharkey does visit upon this thread, tell me sir, do you write the serious line followed by the funny line? Or do you do all the serious lines first and then a day later add the funny line? I want to know....

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      • N Nish Nishant

        That would be Kent Sharkey but there are rumors that he outsources the bylines to an AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica.

        Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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        Lost User
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        Nish Nishant wrote:

        AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica

        Ah, that'll explain the shrinking icebergs down there... and occasional cooked penguins that keep washing up in Australia.

        Sin tack the any key okay

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          Nish Nishant wrote:

          AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica

          Ah, that'll explain the shrinking icebergs down there... and occasional cooked penguins that keep washing up in Australia.

          Sin tack the any key okay

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          Nish Nishant
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          Lopatir wrote:

          and occasional cooked penguins that keep washing up in Australia.

          I thought Kent liked his penguins rare, or was that Sean?

          Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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            Lopatir wrote:

            and occasional cooked penguins that keep washing up in Australia.

            I thought Kent liked his penguins rare, or was that Sean?

            Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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            Nelek
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            I only know that the ones for sheeps is OG :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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              Logged in just to write this: I'm a regular reader of the newsletter and your funny lines really make my day! Thank you for what you do and keep doing it! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :) :) :) :) :)

              "The wise have ways that the fools don't understand" - Me "The fools have ways that the wise don't care to understand" - Me "The wise fool is a god amongst us foolish wisemen" - Me "I'm not too smart when I have to be" - Me "Please pass the salt" - Me at the dinner table.

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              Kent Sharkey
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              Ssssssh! You'll give him a big(ger) head. It's hard enough sharing an office with him now. ;P Thank you, kind sir!

              TTFN - Kent

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                Ssssssh! You'll give him a big(ger) head. It's hard enough sharing an office with him now. ;P Thank you, kind sir!

                TTFN - Kent

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                Jeremy Falcon
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                Oh, we were talking about the other Kent Sharkley... :~ I kid. I kid. They're actually funny.

                Jeremy Falcon

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  That would be Kent Sharkey but there are rumors that he outsources the bylines to an AI bot located in a top secret location in Antarctica.

                  Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                  Pualee
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                  Apparently Kent can grasp more than Mark Zuckerberg's 'limited' understanding of the future of AI.

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Oh, we were talking about the other Kent Sharkley... :~ I kid. I kid. They're actually funny.

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    parths
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                    The one in the Mankini?

                    "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.

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                      The one in the Mankini?

                      "It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something." -Ornette Coleman "Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." -Anon.

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                      Dan Neely
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                      No, that was @sean-ewington, the previous (and occasional backup) editor of the insider.

                      Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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