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  • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Offline
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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    No Dumb Questions - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-08-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      No Dumb Questions - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-08-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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      Hah! Dilbert is wrong, they go in the Bitbucket[^] I also archive my stuff to WOM (Write Only Memory) on deletion to preserve it for the future. Most PC's are fitted with some WOM, but I paid extra to get infinite capacity WOM fitted to mine when I bought it, just so I wouldn't run out.

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        No Dumb Questions - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-08-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        CodeWraith
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        They goto east hyperspace[^], as they always have done. How many innocent bits I already have sent there...

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        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

          No Dumb Questions - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-08-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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          Power Puff Boy
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          Don't they just go out of existence by putting them together with their quantum counterparts: dark ones and dark zeros?

          BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Hah! Dilbert is wrong, they go in the Bitbucket[^] I also archive my stuff to WOM (Write Only Memory) on deletion to preserve it for the future. Most PC's are fitted with some WOM, but I paid extra to get infinite capacity WOM fitted to mine when I bought it, just so I wouldn't run out.

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            W Balboos GHB
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            No - I keep them in the freezer compartment[^]

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

              No Dumb Questions - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-08-01 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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              There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. :-D


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Hah! Dilbert is wrong, they go in the Bitbucket[^] I also archive my stuff to WOM (Write Only Memory) on deletion to preserve it for the future. Most PC's are fitted with some WOM, but I paid extra to get infinite capacity WOM fitted to mine when I bought it, just so I wouldn't run out.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                You are using my WOMs? They are still looking for me for selling defective RAMs as WOMs, even if they never were able to disprove that the memories stored the data permanently. Good to know that there was at least one satisfied customer.

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                  There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. :-D


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                  Richard Deeming wrote:

                  only stupid people

                  And then there are the PHBs. A whole new dimension of stupidity. Also, on Star Trek Voyager they would probably say that this represents a fundamental shift in the balance of power in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants.

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                    Richard Deeming wrote:

                    only stupid people

                    And then there are the PHBs. A whole new dimension of stupidity. Also, on Star Trek Voyager they would probably say that this represents a fundamental shift in the balance of power in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants.

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                    Just turn around (or restart? I forgot...) the warp core and everything is fine again!

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                      Don't they just go out of existence by putting them together with their quantum counterparts: dark ones and dark zeros?

                      BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!

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                      No, the ones and anti-ones (a.k.a. zeros) already self-annihilate if they ever get too close. That's why we have to keep them apart in separate bits. I always thought the dark ones and zeros are what the black hat hackers use. :)

                      I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

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