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  • J Jeremy Falcon

    Common sense ain't so common man.

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    :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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    • C CodeWraith

      Almost as good as 'stringly typed' (when string is used as universal datatype for everything).

      I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is

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      varchar(50), to be precise.

      If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.

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      • M Mycroft Holmes

        CodeWraith wrote:

        What do you think happens when you try to give one of those poor guys room to think for themselves

        I have just heard the exact opposite - outsourced project to Hyderabad and the PM is bitching that the "developers" can't think for themselves and need to be spoon fed every decision. She now knows the difference between a developer and a code monkey.

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        "To a boy with a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail".

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        • J Jacquers

          Heard a nice one today: Explicitly Configured (hard-coded) :)

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          Lost User
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          Timeline adjustment

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          • J Jeremy Falcon

            :laugh: Clearly, we've both seen the same kinda databases before.

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            irneb
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            You mean those with the Json/XML/whatnot backing? As if they're "proud" to convert back-n-forth with this "stringly typed".

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            • J Jeremy Falcon

              Common sense ain't so common man.

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              irneb
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              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              Common sense ain't so common man.

              Heard it a different way: Common sense ... the curse in disguise: Because if you have it, you're doomed to live with those that don't!

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              • D Daniel Pfeffer

                I would say that the programmer who did that needs some percussive maintenance (AKA a slap upside the head). :)

                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                irneb
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                Over here it's called a "Stupid Stick".

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                • I irneb

                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  Common sense ain't so common man.

                  Heard it a different way: Common sense ... the curse in disguise: Because if you have it, you're doomed to live with those that don't!

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                  James Lonero
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                  Reminds me of my MBA studies. Yes, business school is the study of common sense (in a capitalist society).

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                  • C CodeWraith

                    Not only databases. It gets really sick when something like this appears in the code:

                    (somecontrol.text = float.Parse(x) * float.Parse(y)).ToString();

                    x and y are strings, of course. Th use of float.parse() can fail any time when the strings can't be parsed, no checks or a try/catch block. The text property of the control of course also serves as stringly typed storage for the calclated value. And that's only the beginning of the horrors in that ASP.Net web form.

                    I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is

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                    James Curran
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                    That sort-of like the people who "round to 2 decimal places" by converting the number to a string, truncating the end, and converting back to a number.

                    Truth, James

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                    • J James Curran

                      That sort-of like the people who "round to 2 decimal places" by converting the number to a string, truncating the end, and converting back to a number.

                      Truth, James

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                      You want to tell me that this is not the way it's usually done? :omg:

                      I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this. Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is

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