0x100 - Happy Programmer's Day
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We should move to 64 bit celebration...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
If you measure time in nanoseconds, it will take approximately 584 years for a 64-bit counter to roll over. That's a long time between celebrations. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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If you measure time in nanoseconds, it will take approximately 584 years for a 64-bit counter to roll over. That's a long time between celebrations. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
But just imagine the party when it did come round! :jig: :beer: :elephant:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you measure time in nanoseconds, it will take approximately 584 years for a 64-bit counter to roll over. That's a long time between celebrations. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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If you measure time in nanoseconds, it will take approximately 584 years for a 64-bit counter to roll over. That's a long time between celebrations. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
It sounds perfect - my calendar is full with stupid meetings already...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It sounds perfect - my calendar is full with stupid meetings already...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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But just imagine the party when it did come round! :jig: :beer: :elephant:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Have you ever been to a party of only programmers? X|
Software Zen:
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Have you ever been to a party of only programmers? X|
Software Zen:
delete this;Only on a Forum ?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Today is 256th day of the year! So congratulations to everyone on this Programmer's Day[^].
There is no such thing as a Happy Programmer is there?
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There is no such thing as a Happy Programmer is there?
Indeed. Not with the amount of bugs they deal on the daily basis :~
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Today is 256th day of the year! So congratulations to everyone on this Programmer's Day[^].
Andrew Kirillov wrote:
Today is 256th day of the year!
Meh. Must have been created by a VB programmer. A real programmer's day of the year would be the 255th day.
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