EOW rescheduled to mid-October
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There is a way to postpone it until after the 23rd?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
There is a way to postpone it until after the 23rd?
Turns out there was a scheduling conflict. The Nibiruians double booked their planet for a collision with Earth and a gamma ray cleanse at the same time. Oopsie! They didn't have another free weekend until the 15th of October. :doh:
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I've been doing my own exhaustive research into the EOW and, using passages from various books, birth dates, ages, peoples names and other notable events, can tell you, quite categorically, that David Meade is an unmitigated idiot.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote:
that David Meade is an unmitigated idiot.
Wait!? What!? You mean I drained my bank accounts and binged on hookers and blow for... nothing?
Well, not for nothing... :)
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote:
that David Meade is an unmitigated idiot.
Wait!? What!? You mean I drained my bank accounts and binged on hookers and blow for... nothing?
Now I know you're joking. binged on hookers and blow + the missus == EOW for one Mike Mullikin. :rolleyes:
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Now I know you're joking. binged on hookers and blow + the missus == EOW for one Mike Mullikin. :rolleyes:
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he spent all his cash, it is EOW for the Missus as well.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Maybe, but her EOW would be A LOT less painful than his. ;P
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he spent all his cash, it is EOW for the Missus as well.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
"... so now I'm praying for the end of time..." -- Meatloaf
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Doomsday Conspiracy Theory: David Meade Reschedules Apocalypse for October After World Didn't End[^] Sweet! This means I can schedule my 54th birthday party. :rolleyes:
I just can't figure out why anyone would want to predict the end of the world. Get it wrong and you look like a complete pilchard. Get it right and you can't pick up your winnings from the bookie - worse still, you don't even get the chance to say "I told you so!" It's a lose-lose scenario.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Doomsday Conspiracy Theory: David Meade Reschedules Apocalypse for October After World Didn't End[^] Sweet! This means I can schedule my 54th birthday party. :rolleyes:
David Meade is a blundering dunderheaded idiot.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Doomsday Conspiracy Theory: David Meade Reschedules Apocalypse for October After World Didn't End[^] Sweet! This means I can schedule my 54th birthday party. :rolleyes:
54th? wow, congratulations)
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Doomsday Conspiracy Theory: David Meade Reschedules Apocalypse for October After World Didn't End[^] Sweet! This means I can schedule my 54th birthday party. :rolleyes:
I grew up in a religious family and there was a guy at our church who claimed to understand all of the signs of the end times. I always found it funny that the scriptures say that even the angels in heaven and Jesus don't know the time or day, but some random guy has it all figured out! Then again, maybe he's God and the joke is on us.
