Like this game...
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
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VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
This is really funny, I haven't tried it yet. Let me check it. :laugh:
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Keep going! Perhaps you can get it to work as well as Tay did: Microsoft's Tay has been shut down after it became racist - Business Insider[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Keep going! Perhaps you can get it to work as well as Tay did: Microsoft's Tay has been shut down after it became racist - Business Insider[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
It seems that whenever you write a sentence with more than two words it runs the sentence thru a search engine (bing?) and displays the results... For two word sentences are asks for more details... Apparently no AI here so can't break it down really...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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It seems that whenever you write a sentence with more than two words it runs the sentence thru a search engine (bing?) and displays the results... For two word sentences are asks for more details... Apparently no AI here so can't break it down really...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
A lack of Intelligence at Microsoft? Who would have expected that? :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
ELIZA[^] has finally come back! That joke is now 50 years old!
Quote:
ELIZA's creator, Weizenbaum regarded the program as a method to show the superficiality of communication between man and machine, but was surprised by the number of individuals who attributed human-like feelings to the computer program, including Weizenbaum’s secretary.Many academics believed that the program would be able to positively influence the lives of many people, particularly those suffering from psychological issues and that it could aid doctors working on such patients’ treatment. While ELIZA was capable of engaging in discourse, ELIZA could not converse with true understanding. However, many early users were convinced of ELIZA’s intelligence and understanding, despite Weizenbaum’s insistence to the contrary.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just curious, but it solve the problem?
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For sure! If your problem is related to boredom :-D
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
This pretty much demonstrates that their "virtual agent" is practically useless. Has anyone, serious, managed to solve a problem with it? I don't know yet if we should really be worried about AI, but at least I know it's not going to be coming from Microsoft.
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This pretty much demonstrates that their "virtual agent" is practically useless. Has anyone, serious, managed to solve a problem with it? I don't know yet if we should really be worried about AI, but at least I know it's not going to be coming from Microsoft.
To be fair - I do not think it has anything to do with AI... BUT! I tried to solve 'real' problems too, like 'Close COM port in C#' and got very poor search results (in Google and Bind directly I got much more relevant answers)...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just realized that Microsoft's support side offers a virtual agent (preview) and started to play with...
Me: I'm hungry...
VA: Could you try to rephrase the question? Using different words can sometimes help.
Me: Didn't ate in 14 hours already...
VA: Suggestions
anniversary update stuck @99% how to solve please
Today was updating hte Anniversary Update started Around 12 pm but since 5pm instalation stuck at 99% please help me to solve ...
14 Hours of Messages disappear!
All post in the last 14 hours disappeasred a few minutes ago! ...
Losing 100 Pounds in 5 Months | Kirk Evans Blog
[links removed by me]
VA: Did this solve the problem?Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
hey, that is funny
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To be fair - I do not think it has anything to do with AI... BUT! I tried to solve 'real' problems too, like 'Close COM port in C#' and got very poor search results (in Google and Bind directly I got much more relevant answers)...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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hey, that is funny
Remind me again what type of commotion is this?? LOL
