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Is a dry spell Harry Potter's cure for a hangover?
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Is a dry spell Harry Potter's cure for a hangover?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Harry Potter's cure for a hangover
No, that would be "ultra capitis" ("no more headache", according to Google Translate :) )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Is a dry spell Harry Potter's cure for a hangover?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
What do you wand us to say to that? The situation might be un_beer_able? I'm not sure you're familiar with high cast of sobriety.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Is a 'hangover' ... when your computer comes unexpectedly to a state in which no further operations can be carried out, then suddenly begins to work normally again? ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
DeathByChocolate wrote:
Is a 'hangover' ... when your computer comes unexpectedly to a state in which no further operations can be carried out, then suddenly begins to work normally again? ;)
What has bought you ou of the woodwork Alli?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
Is a 'hangover' ... when your computer comes unexpectedly to a state in which no further operations can be carried out, then suddenly begins to work normally again? ;)
What has bought you ou of the woodwork Alli?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I saw the tag 'Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt', interesting name I thought ... had to be you! :-D
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
What has bought you ou of the woodwork Alli?
I got a couple of day passes, I'll be back in the straight jacket next week. :rolleyes: I see there are still a few of the regulars still here. Hope you are well. Still drinking I trust, you wouldn't want to let the Aussie side down. Work alright? Family OK? I'm eating less chocolate and running more ... when I hear it put it like that, I think I must be mad! :-D Other than that, I'm still coding, but mostly embedded now.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
Is a 'hangover' ... when your computer comes unexpectedly to a state in which no further operations can be carried out, then suddenly begins to work normally again? ;)
What has bought you ou of the woodwork Alli?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
PS I note you have changed your name but you still have the same sig ... although it is a classic, so I guess that's OK. :thumbsup:
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PS I note you have changed your name but you still have the same sig ... although it is a classic, so I guess that's OK. :thumbsup:
DeathByChocolate wrote:
PS I note you have changed your name but you still have the same sig ... although it is a classic, so I guess that's OK. :thumbsup:
Years and years ago (reckon it was 2000) I added HTML tags to make my name Bold and Italic. Some other Muppet came along and used my name (OK so it might be theirs too) and Maunder (another Muppet) didn't program in stripping of tags when comparing for unique Display Names. So a few weeks/months ago I start having layout issues and the pop-ups for the for users. To fix up nd turn off I had to change my Settings. Low and behold I cannot keep my name in any format. Maunder fixes it for me but doesn't give me Bold or Italic. So I wanted to add something that would pass the filter but piss them off. They either like it or hope I'll go away. Might have to change it to see if any one has seen my lady bits and see how it goes down.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I saw the tag 'Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt', interesting name I thought ... had to be you! :-D
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
What has bought you ou of the woodwork Alli?
I got a couple of day passes, I'll be back in the straight jacket next week. :rolleyes: I see there are still a few of the regulars still here. Hope you are well. Still drinking I trust, you wouldn't want to let the Aussie side down. Work alright? Family OK? I'm eating less chocolate and running more ... when I hear it put it like that, I think I must be mad! :-D Other than that, I'm still coding, but mostly embedded now.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I saw the tag 'Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt', interesting name I thought ... had to be you! :-D
Who else could be so classy?
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I got a couple of day passes, I'll be back in the straight jacket next week. :rolleyes: I see there are still a few of the regulars still here. Hope you are well. Still drinking I trust, you wouldn't want to let the Aussie side down. Work alright? Family OK?
Still drinking though the diet has had o change somewhat. Diabetes fucking up and I'm down from 88kg to 82kg. Never been above 98kg and at 188cm it was never fat let alone obese. Faarrrkkkk you diabetes. Work is work, not enough of it but that happens when you work for yourself. Kids are soon 21 and 18, youngest sits her HSC in 2-3 weeks.
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I'm eating less chocolate and running more ... when I hear it put it like that, I think I must be mad! :-D Other than that, I'm still coding, but mostly embedded now.
Beer is the answer you seek.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
PS I note you have changed your name but you still have the same sig ... although it is a classic, so I guess that's OK. :thumbsup:
Years and years ago (reckon it was 2000) I added HTML tags to make my name Bold and Italic. Some other Muppet came along and used my name (OK so it might be theirs too) and Maunder (another Muppet) didn't program in stripping of tags when comparing for unique Display Names. So a few weeks/months ago I start having layout issues and the pop-ups for the for users. To fix up nd turn off I had to change my Settings. Low and behold I cannot keep my name in any format. Maunder fixes it for me but doesn't give me Bold or Italic. So I wanted to add something that would pass the filter but piss them off. They either like it or hope I'll go away. Might have to change it to see if any one has seen my lady bits and see how it goes down.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
any one has seen my lady bits
... people will think you are a very absent minded tart! ;P
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote:
I saw the tag 'Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt', interesting name I thought ... had to be you! :-D
Who else could be so classy?
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I got a couple of day passes, I'll be back in the straight jacket next week. :rolleyes: I see there are still a few of the regulars still here. Hope you are well. Still drinking I trust, you wouldn't want to let the Aussie side down. Work alright? Family OK?
Still drinking though the diet has had o change somewhat. Diabetes fucking up and I'm down from 88kg to 82kg. Never been above 98kg and at 188cm it was never fat let alone obese. Faarrrkkkk you diabetes. Work is work, not enough of it but that happens when you work for yourself. Kids are soon 21 and 18, youngest sits her HSC in 2-3 weeks.
DeathByChocolate wrote:
I'm eating less chocolate and running more ... when I hear it put it like that, I think I must be mad! :-D Other than that, I'm still coding, but mostly embedded now.
Beer is the answer you seek.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
Faarrrkkkk you diabetes.
Bummer! Look after yourself. :rose: ...
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
Kids are soon 21 and 18
No no no, I'm sure they can't have grown up that quick! Where did the last 10 years go? :~
Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote:
Beer is the answer you seek.
I do have the occasional beer, still always a pint, halves just don't taste the same! :-O ... :-O ... did I give you a :rose: earlier? That can't be right X| X| X| must be going soft! F**k off and have a f**king beer! That's better ... :-D :thumbsup:
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
