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  • T Tim Carmichael

    My wife just asked me to make coffee, my beverage of choice. Since she only drinks one cup a day, and has already had her cup, I asked for clarification as to why I'm making it. The reply: it's not for you to drink, it's for me to make coffee soap with. And here I was thinking she was giving me permission to drink more coffee...

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    Every morning, I bring to my wife her coffee while she's still in bed. She only have to grind it.

    selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.

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    • T Tim Carmichael

      My wife just asked me to make coffee, my beverage of choice. Since she only drinks one cup a day, and has already had her cup, I asked for clarification as to why I'm making it. The reply: it's not for you to drink, it's for me to make coffee soap with. And here I was thinking she was giving me permission to drink more coffee...

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      The correct response is, "how high?"

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        The correct response is, "how high?"

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        Jeremy Falcon
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        :rolleyes:

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          The correct response is, "how high?"

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          When you start having to ask permission to do stuff like drink coffee, to me it starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife one.

          Jeremy Falcon

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          • T Tim Carmichael

            My wife just asked me to make coffee, my beverage of choice. Since she only drinks one cup a day, and has already had her cup, I asked for clarification as to why I'm making it. The reply: it's not for you to drink, it's for me to make coffee soap with. And here I was thinking she was giving me permission to drink more coffee...

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            theoldfool
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            Coffee soap? Never thought of dirty coffee needing a bath. Learn something new every day.

            Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree". Anonymous

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              Coffee soap? Never thought of dirty coffee needing a bath. Learn something new every day.

              Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree". Anonymous

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              Tim Carmichael
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              She has made it with coffee grounds. The grounds sink to the bottom and act as an exfoliate, the soap has a nice mottled brown colour and has a pleasant aroma. At craft fairs, it is one of the items she sells the most of.

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                When you start having to ask permission to do stuff like drink coffee, to me it starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife one.

                Jeremy Falcon

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                For reference: The Lounge[^]

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • T Tim Carmichael

                  My wife just asked me to make coffee, my beverage of choice. Since she only drinks one cup a day, and has already had her cup, I asked for clarification as to why I'm making it. The reply: it's not for you to drink, it's for me to make coffee soap with. And here I was thinking she was giving me permission to drink more coffee...

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                  Nish Nishant
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                  Coffee soap? Is that a thing? :~

                  Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                  • T Tim Carmichael

                    She has made it with coffee grounds. The grounds sink to the bottom and act as an exfoliate, the soap has a nice mottled brown colour and has a pleasant aroma. At craft fairs, it is one of the items she sells the most of.

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    Sounds interesting. Do you have any photos?

                    Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                      For reference: The Lounge[^]

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Oh snap. :)

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        Coffee soap? Is that a thing? :~

                        Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                        Jeremy Falcon
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                        Maybe it's for enemas?

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                          For reference: The Lounge[^]

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          :-D

                          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                            Maybe it's for enemas?

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                            Nish Nishant
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                            So, like a 2-in-1?

                            Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                              Sounds interesting. Do you have any photos?

                              Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                              Tim Carmichael
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                              I will get some and send them to you. She is making a fresh batch now, but without the coffee grounds - just the coffee.

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                                Coffee soap? Is that a thing? :~

                                Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                Tim Carmichael
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                                And yes, it smells like coffee.. when I get out of the shower, I don't smell 'frue-frue'.

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                                • T Tim Carmichael

                                  I will get some and send them to you. She is making a fresh batch now, but without the coffee grounds - just the coffee.

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                                  Nish Nishant
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                                  Thank you.

                                  Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                    Sounds interesting. Do you have any photos?

                                    Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                                    Meanwhile... coffee soap� - ����� �-Google[^]

                                    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

                                    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                                      So, like a 2-in-1?

                                      Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                      Jeremy Falcon
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                                      Yup, more bang for your... um... buck.

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                                        When you start having to ask permission to do stuff like drink coffee, to me it starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife one.

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                        starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife wife / husband one

                                        Order needed fixing. ;)

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                                          When you start having to ask permission to do stuff like drink coffee, to me it starts to seem more like a parent / child relationship more so than a husband / wife one.

                                          Jeremy Falcon

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                                          Are you the resident psychologist? :)

                                          The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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