What a business mind!

[GuyThiebaut]

My car has a flat tyre warning. I saw it one day and drove in to work wondering what the hell that light meant. When I got in to work I read the manual, then I looked at the tyre and realised the significance of the light. These sorts of things are only useful if you know what they mean. No I am not going to read the whole of my car manual - I simply don't have the time.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

[Tomz_KV]

May help a person smoke less?

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[Tomz_KV]

Business mind? :laugh:

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[Tomz_KV]

Get this message frequently with a link to clean. They really care about someone else computer. :)

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[Tomz_KV]

Wait. 4D printer is coming out. ;P

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[Jochen Arndt]

I don't think so. You would only smoke less when finally running out of papers without being informed before.

[Tomz_KV]

People say reading has a lot of benefits. Have not tried it.

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[CodeWraith]

I already have one, if you take into account how long it needs to finish an object. More of a relative spacetime printer.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.

[Munchies_Matt]

Changes colour to tell you it needs emptying. :)

[Tomz_KV]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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[Munchies_Matt]

I mean, I am not saying it goes peach after a week or two, but it definitely changes colour! :)

[HobbyProggy]

papers for cigarette rollers :) i think the 10th or 5th last is blue or so. (Maybe depending on brand)

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if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[Tomz_KV]

Blue means safe to proceed. :)

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[Chris Quinn]

Cash register receipt rolls have a red stripe on then when they are nearing the end

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[Foothill]

That feature would be better if the tire sensors were not first sensors to fail (and costs $180+ to replace).

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

[GuyThiebaut]

One thing the mechanic told me when he was replacing the wheel was "Don't use the quick tyre inflation fix tool!" as it will fill the tyre with gunk and require the tyre sensor to be replaced. So not only do I not get a spare tyre but if I use the kit that is meant to reinflate the tyre I also have to fork out a large quantity in dosh to replace the sensor too - that's a definite fail on the p[art of the manufacturer.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens

[OriginalGriff]

And spreading disease ... with a disposable tissue, you throw away the bug ridden paper instead of carrying it around with you to infect others with. But me? I use "proper" cotton hankies myself ... :laugh:

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[Nish Nishant]

Yeah, I've always felt hankies are mainly for show. If you actually use them a few times, it's just a bacterial container.

Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

[Tomz_KV]

I remember seeing it from time to time at some stores. It gave me an impression that leaked ink from the register colored the paper. I was certainly wrong.

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[GuyThiebaut]

The car has a flipping huge touch screen that relays performance, satnav, reversing camera and audio information. They could create a welcome video that can be played on the screen to familiarise you with the car.

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

― Christopher Hitchens