Thought of the Day

[Lost User]

that is just purée nonsense

Installing Signature... Do not switch off your computer.

[W Balboos GHB]

Go ahead - anjou yourself and bosc in you laurels. Well, this may comice a surprise to you but some of us like it.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[The pompey]

No that's getting your dock sucked.

[megaadam]

Did your duck get sick lately?

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[Eric Goedhart]

From the perspective of an anorexic perhaps :P

With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

[Gary Wheeler]

Does that mean that pear programmers are fruity?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Jim_Snyder]

I think I will drupe in on this. In the end, they all get stoned.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

That made me quince.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[j snooze]

Orange you glad these fruit puns exist? The shear number of them is kiwi-ng me. Dragon fruit through the bottom of the pun barrel is plum useless, but gives you apple time to think of more. Thats what I got, Peach Out y'all.

[Johnny J]

Yep! Totally bananas!

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time