Sometimes I sits and thinks; sometimes I just sits...

[OriginalGriff]

Or Soapbox.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[Slacker007]

Really? Far worse is discussed in the Lounge with no one saying a word about Soapbox. I mention two words and you have to mention the soapbox. Interesting.

[Mike Hankey]

There's always Dwezal?

Someone's therapist knows all about you!

[Ravi Bhavnani]

That trumps the other choices. /ravi

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[Lost User]

Quote:

Sometimes I sits and thinks; sometimes I just sits.

Credit where credit is due: [Punch Magazine ^]

Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

[enhzflep]

Yeah, that'd be a Zapper shocker. :^)

[Ron Anders]

Or Alfonzo. :-D If you haven't seen the SNL alexa skit google it

[Jon McKee]

Error: cannot use "==" on types "System.Donald" and "System.Obama". "System.Donald" is a value type (to the 1800s) and "System.Obama" is a reference type (to the 21st century).

[Lost User]

Oddly enough we were in the shopping centre (mall) yesterday, and overheard a lady calling out "Alexa, come here", to a small child.

[Slacker007]

Works fine on my computer. Must be user error.

[A_Griffin]

Obama is a surname, muppet.

[Jorgen Andersson]

Luckily you can rename the services instead. So instead of Cortana or Alexa you can name them Harvey. Your wife will love that. Not sure if that is possible with Siri though.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[TheGreatAndPowerfulOz]

Some people have surnames as first names and I've seen first names as surnames as well. Go figure.

#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

[H Brydon]

Had the girl purchased a doll house?[^]

I'm retired. There's a nap for that... - Harvey

[VE2]

I have Alexa and a friend I talk to over Skype has Hey Google. We try to provoke arguments between them. But it is educational...just this morning I asked Alexa for the winning 6/49 Lottery numbers and she cited a quote from the Bible, Luke 6:49

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