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    The pompey
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    A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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      A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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      KarstenK
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      She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC. :-O

      Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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        She only wants to be polite to you and have a nice talk instead seeing you sitting bored infront of your PC. :-O

        Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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        The pompey
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        I wouldn't complain...sure I can think of better subjects.

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        • T The pompey

          A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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          Pualee
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          Pom Pey wrote:

          A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

          You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum! I am filing a discrimination complaint.

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          • T The pompey

            A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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            ZurdoDev
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            I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me. :laugh: :thumbsup:

            There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Pom Pey wrote:

              A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

              You don't have to be rude and mock me on a public forum! I am filing a discrimination complaint.

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              dandy72
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              Pualee wrote:

              I am filing a discrimination complaint.

              You might want to find a reason for filing a complaint other than discrimination. It's only discrimination if it's true.

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                I love making fun of people who do not have as big a vocabulary as me. :laugh: :thumbsup:

                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                raddevus
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                Hey, 2018. Do you change your binary name every year? Just curious. :-D

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                • raddevusR raddevus

                  Hey, 2018. Do you change your binary name every year? Just curious. :-D

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                  ZurdoDev
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                  You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned. ;P

                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    You only have 360 days to find out. Stay tuned. ;P

                    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    raddevus
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                    I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone. I am as tuned in as I can get. :laugh:

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                    • raddevusR raddevus

                      I'm following you on all social media and have placed a trace on your mobile phone. I am as tuned in as I can get. :laugh:

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                      Lost User
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                      Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop! :laugh:

                      Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                      • T The pompey

                        A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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                        jschell
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                        Pom Pey wrote:

                        I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

                        so apparently her inclination to try to start a conversation with you was misplaced.

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                          Don't forget the rootkit you put on his laptop! :laugh:

                          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                          raddevus
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                          Awww...you let the cat out of the bag on that one. :laugh:

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                          • T The pompey

                            A female colleague has just come to a stop outside the office toilet (which is near my desk) and with a puzzled look has just asked me "Does vacant mean empty?" I had to bite my tongue so as not to say "No it's a statement about the contents of your head"

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            Should have just said "Yes. You need to fill it up."

                            Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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