Most buggy software implementation
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Last millennium. That's 1000 years ago! :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Touché!
Jeremy Falcon
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Last millennium. That's 1000 years ago! :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Yeah, that Viking age software really was a mess. From Vikings for Vikings.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Deepak Vasudevan wrote:
it is the most buggy software in the whole universe
Not possible. It isn't a Corel product.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Clearly you have been around the block my friend. I haven't touched Corel anything since the 90s... and yet I still remember the pain... oh the pain... curse you Corel Draw! On a side note, I just checked. That thing is still selling... :omg:
Jeremy Falcon
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According to some of the posts in this thready, you are over a 1,000 years old. I am sure you attribute this longevity to dining on fine wines and cheese, possibly a good curry from time to time?
I suspect the illegal narcotics helped as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not only is it selling, some strange people in the Lounge are still using it voluntarily!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
There is a remaining nest somewhere in Wales.
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered.... :doh:
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I suspect the illegal narcotics helped as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Elephant it, why not? So long as their use doesn't cause problems, it's just a different experience to alcohol. Besides, we're one of very few generations to live through two palindrome years. Perhaps the third, I suppose. 99 & 101, 999 and 1001, 1991 and 2002. One may as well enjoy oneself after a healthy dose of hard work and helping others. Yeah, I used to get out more. :-\
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Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered.... :doh:
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered.... :doh:
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered.... :doh:
Charlie Gilley <italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
charlieg wrote:
Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered....
beg to differ, almost every question in the lounge is answered. If the question is interpreted differently than expected: whose fault is that? It's just like coding, if programs don't do what you expected is that the computer being obtuse?
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charlieg wrote:
Welcome to the lounge where *any* question can be hijacked :) to oblivion without the question ever being answered....
beg to differ, almost every question in the lounge is answered. If the question is interpreted differently than expected: whose fault is that? It's just like coding, if programs don't do what you expected is that the computer being obtuse?
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I only asked for the answer; you were supposed to know the question. :D
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
Is that what they're calling Bloatus Goatse (aka lotus notes) these days? Because every lounger knows that particular pile of filth owns the buggiest code in the world title.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I only asked for the answer; you were supposed to know the question. :D
That triggered a memory: "Question Me An Answer"-sung by Bobby Van and Chorus - Lost Horizon [^][Burt Bacharach / Bobby Van ~ Question Me An Answer - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMX81JFm30I)
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/* This is not a programming question but a view on a software product */ How many of you are using BMC Enterprise' Remedy tool? Whatever we observed it is the most buggy software in the whole universe, to brief about it in nutshell. Random session timeouts Weird Scripting Errors Popup Windows Irritant Workflow Misdirections ...
You obviously have never used the Embarcadero Delphi IDE.
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Is that what they're calling Bloatus Goatse (aka lotus notes) these days? Because every lounger knows that particular pile of filth owns the buggiest code in the world title.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Dan Neely wrote:
Bloatus Goatse
We switched to Outlook/Exchange two years ago, yet we still have to keep Lotus Notes installed. Why? Because the I.T. department's ordering system is based around Lotus Notes, and all the people who know how it worked have been laid off. Tick. Tick. Tick.
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Dan Neely wrote:
Bloatus Goatse
We switched to Outlook/Exchange two years ago, yet we still have to keep Lotus Notes installed. Why? Because the I.T. department's ordering system is based around Lotus Notes, and all the people who know how it worked have been laid off. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Software Zen:
delete this;Sounds like someone needs to pull all the server HDDs, stand them up on the safety rail at the top of a stairwell (or the edge of building if you have roof access) and play Dominos :-\ with them to force the issue. :rolleyes:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Sounds like someone needs to pull all the server HDDs, stand them up on the safety rail at the top of a stairwell (or the edge of building if you have roof access) and play Dominos :-\ with them to force the issue. :rolleyes:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Sounds like too much work. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the fire, once it starts.
Software Zen:
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