Gah! There are times when I regret having pets.
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Build a box around the printer? Stop the pet from being able to get at the printer?
Don't tempt me - I'm inclined to build a box around the cat ...
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Don't tempt me - I'm inclined to build a box around the cat ...
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He'd be happily managed by Professor Schrödinger at 03:00 most mornings when he decides it's breakfast time ... or possibly Cruella de Vil if I can persuade him to bark.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat. :laugh:
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
011111100010 wrote:
No self-respecting man owns a cat.
Well, I have 4 cats, and 2 dogs (Jumangi at its finest). I will mail you my man card in the next couple of days. :laugh:
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer. Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it. :sigh: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? :laugh:
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I know your frustration, all too well. :sigh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat. :laugh:
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners. And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners. And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote:
George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats
You make my case for me. :-\
OriginalGriff wrote:
more attractive to the ladies
If you need a cat to be attractive to the ladies, my point stands. :laugh:
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat. :laugh:
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
People don't own cats. Cats own people... :-D
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer. Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it. :sigh: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? :laugh:
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It's the old VB v C# debate, you should've gone with dogs.
veni bibi saltavi
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People don't own cats. Cats own people... :-D
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer. Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it. :sigh: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? :laugh:
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Cats are evil.
Well yes. That's kinda the point have having them! :laugh:
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Turn the paw prints to an advantage: "Kitty sends her love!"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
Having pets is one thing, but you need to acknowledge that the cats have you as their pet and servant.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners. And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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Whatb you mean to say is that all are tolerated by cats as long as they do their bidding.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Yesterday, I cleaned my printer - it was going brown with muddy cat paw prints - and I just sat down and noticed it had a new layer. Worse: the birthday card I had just printed also had muddy prints all over it. :sigh: Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet? Or how to design a computerised door mat that will wipe them for him? :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
Have you met your cat?
OriginalGriff wrote:
wipe them for him?
I predict a shredded door, a small pile of smoking hardware, and a slightly-miffed cat.
Software Zen:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Anyone know how to get a cat to wipe it's damn feet?
My cat never makes a mess. Then again, my cat does not exist. No self-respecting man owns a cat. :laugh:
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
011111100010 wrote:
No self-respecting man owns a cat.
If your self-respect would be diminished by owning(*) a cat, then you're the one with the issues, laddy. (*) BTW, cats are not 'owned' by human beings. Cats have clients.
Software Zen:
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People don't own cats. Cats own people... :-D
Days spent at sea are not deducted from one's alloted span - Phoenician proverb
so very true.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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He'd be happily managed by Professor Schrödinger at 03:00 most mornings when he decides it's breakfast time ... or possibly Cruella de Vil if I can persuade him to bark.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
03:00 most mornings
It could be worse. My two greyhounds occasionally decide around 3:00-4:00 a.m. that it's breakfast time. This is announced by the pitter-patter of dog toenails on the hardwood floor, followed by the jangle of the tags on their collars. If that doesn't work, Hera (the female) will bark(*), which ends up with me looking like this[^]. (*) The male is Bacchus, the god of whine. I've only heard him bark once in the year and a half we've had him.
Software Zen:
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011111100010 wrote:
No self-respecting man owns a cat.
If your self-respect would be diminished by owning(*) a cat, then you're the one with the issues, laddy. (*) BTW, cats are not 'owned' by human beings. Cats have clients.
Software Zen:
delete this;You take things way too fucking serious. :thumbsdown:
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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George Clooney has a cat. So does Morrisey, Ewan McGregor, David Bowie had cats, Morgan Freeman has a cat, Leonard Nimoy, Vincent Price, OriginalGriff, Sander Rossel, ... the list goes on. All cat owners. And ... there is even research that says that men who own one or two cats are more attractive to the ladies: Why Women Like Men Who Love Cats | petMD[^]
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Don't forget Hellboy and Data, they have cats too.
