Olive Branch to Newbies
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013How does that help him?
new Player(){ID=118, Height=random.Next(155,180), Name="Numnuts", Weight=random.Next(63,80)}
You missed out the "b" in "Numbnuts", such sloppy work might cost him his grade. Please give him the proper codes, it's urgent.
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Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to wear off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
Slacker007 wrote:
Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to where off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
"wear" off. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
How does that help him?
new Player(){ID=118, Height=random.Next(155,180), Name="Numnuts", Weight=random.Next(63,80)}
You missed out the "b" in "Numbnuts", such sloppy work might cost him his grade. Please give him the proper codes, it's urgent.
I didn't want to make it real obvious... The omission of the "b" was intentional.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Slacker007 wrote:
Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to where off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
"wear" off. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013:laugh: Today, I identify as a full retard. What can I say?
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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Slacker007 wrote:
Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to where off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
"wear" off. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013:-O :)
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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How does that help him?
new Player(){ID=118, Height=random.Next(155,180), Name="Numnuts", Weight=random.Next(63,80)}
You missed out the "b" in "Numbnuts", such sloppy work might cost him his grade. Please give him the proper codes, it's urgent.
It wouldn't surprise me that this code shows up again in a future article. The student, so cocky due to his good grade, will submit it as his own. :-D
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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It wouldn't surprise me that this code shows up again in a future article. The student, so cocky due to his good grade, will submit it as his own. :-D
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
How to use google to translate Numnuts into Hindi. Plz send codes, its urgent.
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
It wouldn't surprise me that this code shows up again in a future article. The student, so cocky due to his good grade, will submit it as his own. :-D
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
I updated my answer to fulfill his requirements. I wonder if he'll turn it in that way... Even better, I wonder how his instructor will respond, given the somewhat advanced nature of the code. If he can't build a simple array, how is he going to defend his use of generics and Linq? I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see it (mostly because it would be hard to identify me among all the other flies that are no doubt on the wall).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
I updated my answer to fulfill his requirements. I wonder if he'll turn it in that way... Even better, I wonder how his instructor will respond, given the somewhat advanced nature of the code. If he can't build a simple array, how is he going to defend his use of generics and Linq? I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see it (mostly because it would be hard to identify me among all the other flies that are no doubt on the wall).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013I taught Computer Science for two years. I had students regularly turn on code that they got off the internet somewhere. As soon as I saw it I would hold a Code Review in front of the whole class and have the student come up in front and explain their code. They only every did that once.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
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I taught Computer Science for two years. I had students regularly turn on code that they got off the internet somewhere. As soon as I saw it I would hold a Code Review in front of the whole class and have the student come up in front and explain their code. They only every did that once.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
I'm not convinced this is going to happen in this case. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
I'm not convinced this is going to happen in this case. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013The instructor's probably just as clueless as the student
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013It sounds like you have been graced by being touched by the noodly appendages of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and at last seen the light, ramen! Maybe what they wanted was abuse and you dissappointed them by being helpful.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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How to use google to translate Numnuts into Hindi. Plz send codes, its urgent.
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Thanks to everyone's favorite Turk, Olive Branch has taken on a whole new meaning. Perhaps you are referring to that and not the old-school ideas?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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How to use google to translate Numnuts into Hindi. Plz send codes, its urgent.
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".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Even when you do their homework they still don't appreciate it. BTW Could you give me the solution files so I don't have to cut and paste...it's due today! :)
Don't let your mind wander too far. It's too small to be let out alone.
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart. In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question. How I can create a class with array[^] I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught. EDIT======================= I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg). EDIT======================= He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players),
Actually, his example is an array of 6 players with four properties. Which of course makes it even more desirable to be there when the instructor sees it. :)
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Extra points awarded for such clever pseudo-Indian names. Reetard, Dumass, Numnuts... I think I went to college with these guys.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
I once worked with a guy named Atul...
