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You have coding skills, how're you on stooping?

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    raddevus
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    Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

    Manager (PHB-type)

    I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

    :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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      Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

      Manager (PHB-type)

      I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

      :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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      "I wanna stoop baby... stoop" Wasn't that song in Deadpool?

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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        "I wanna stoop baby... stoop" Wasn't that song in Deadpool?

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

        Wasn't that song in Deadpool?

        I'm hopelessly distant from pop-culture and I believe this DeadPool you speak of is in the top 10 of pop-culture, so I apologize because I cannot answer. I'm old and don't understand any entertainment references past 1995 or so. Now, if you had referred to Smokey & The Bandit I might've been able to answer. :laugh: EDIT - Does DeadPool really sing that song?

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          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

          Wasn't that song in Deadpool?

          I'm hopelessly distant from pop-culture and I believe this DeadPool you speak of is in the top 10 of pop-culture, so I apologize because I cannot answer. I'm old and don't understand any entertainment references past 1995 or so. Now, if you had referred to Smokey & The Bandit I might've been able to answer. :laugh: EDIT - Does DeadPool really sing that song?

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          He doesn't sing it - it's background in the movie. I believe the "artist" that sings it is salt-n-peppa.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
          -----
          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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            Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

            Manager (PHB-type)

            I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

            :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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            Where is the job location, in a cave?

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              Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

              Manager (PHB-type)

              I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

              :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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              And it doesn't add up to 100%, so I assume that sometimes you'll be stooping while you're climbing.

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                Where is the job location, in a cave?

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                raddevus
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                Slacker007 wrote:

                Where is the job location, in a cave?

                I wondered why the interviewer kept calling me Robin and referring to Alfred. Also, when he showed me the Bat Signal I should've known. Makes more sense now. :laugh:

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                  And it doesn't add up to 100%, so I assume that sometimes you'll be stooping while you're climbing.

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                  raddevus
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                  Kschuler wrote:

                  And it doesn't add up to 100%...

                  I noticed that too and wondered.

                  Kschuler wrote:

                  sometimes you'll be stooping while you're climbing

                  Now that makes sense. :thumbsup::thumbsup: That sounds a lot like "scrambling" which I've often had to do in the past. Odd that they don't list scrambling or skulking in the list. :laugh: There's been lots of skulking in the past. :laugh:

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                    And it doesn't add up to 100%, so I assume that sometimes you'll be stooping while you're climbing.

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                    Slacker007
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                    This is starting to sound more like this company conducts periodic end of days drills.

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                    • R raddevus

                      Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                      Manager (PHB-type)

                      I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                      :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                      When I worked at a paper mill, some of the servers were very low on the rack and some server (VAX/VMS) were sitting on the floor in the computer room. So, yes, there was some 'stooping' to physically reach the nodes. One night while on call, a VMS node crashed; I had to call the person who generally maintained them for verbal assistance (he had bypass-surgery and couldn't climb stairs, so was physically unable to help). He directed me in powering down the 'spare' node, physically swapping the hard drives and restarting the 'spare' node as the desired node. All of that work was done while sitting on the computer room floor. So... yes, those can be valid requirements for employment.

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                        When I worked at a paper mill, some of the servers were very low on the rack and some server (VAX/VMS) were sitting on the floor in the computer room. So, yes, there was some 'stooping' to physically reach the nodes. One night while on call, a VMS node crashed; I had to call the person who generally maintained them for verbal assistance (he had bypass-surgery and couldn't climb stairs, so was physically unable to help). He directed me in powering down the 'spare' node, physically swapping the hard drives and restarting the 'spare' node as the desired node. All of that work was done while sitting on the computer room floor. So... yes, those can be valid requirements for employment.

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                        Tim Carmichael wrote:

                        So... yes, those can be valid requirements for employment.

                        I hate when things make sense. They are so much less funny. :laugh: Humor reigns supreme! I'll be moving back to my normal state of ignorance now. It's bliss. :rolleyes:

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                          Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                          Manager (PHB-type)

                          I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                          :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                          Duncan Edwards Jones
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                          Oh - your Turing algorithm has a stopping problem?… I misheard.

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                            Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                            Manager (PHB-type)

                            I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                            :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                            j snooze
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                            Government job? Basically the job description is saying you have to bend down and kiss someones :-O in order to climb the corporate ladder. That would cover the stooping and climbing aspect. Most places just don't spell it out like that.

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                              Government job? Basically the job description is saying you have to bend down and kiss someones :-O in order to climb the corporate ladder. That would cover the stooping and climbing aspect. Most places just don't spell it out like that.

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                              raddevus
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                              :laugh:

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                                Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                                Manager (PHB-type)

                                I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                                :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                                jgakenhe
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                                Hey, I got bonus points. In reality, HR and many times management, does not know what a position consists of so they don't ever change the job description. The original position, which could be 30 years old, might had to deal with punch cards, backup tapes, or even print jobs that required some physical activity.

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                                  Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                                  Manager (PHB-type)

                                  I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                                  :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                                  Tomaz Stih 0
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                                  Perhaps it is a mistake. Maybe they really wanted to put stooping to mental requirements, as in "lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible"?

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                                    Hey, I got bonus points. In reality, HR and many times management, does not know what a position consists of so they don't ever change the job description. The original position, which could be 30 years old, might had to deal with punch cards, backup tapes, or even print jobs that required some physical activity.

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                                    raddevus
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                                    jgakenhe wrote:

                                    HR and many times management, does not know what a position consists of so they don't ever change the job description

                                    Yeah, I think you are right on that one. It's all boilerplate text.

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                                      Perhaps it is a mistake. Maybe they really wanted to put stooping to mental requirements, as in "lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible"?

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                                      raddevus
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                                      Tomaž Štih wrote:

                                      "lower one's moral standards so far as to do something reprehensible"

                                      No, no. That's assumed. :laugh:

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                                        Here's a list of Physical Requirements listed in a coding job ad: https://i.stack.imgur.com/kAY7c.png[^] You may be required to stoop up to 10% of the time. I'm also very interested in what I will be doing since I will be required to climb 10% of the time. :rolleyes: Maybe the desks are really high? :~

                                        Manager (PHB-type)

                                        I see here in the time tracker that you are low on your weekly stooping. You're going to need to work harder on that because it is going to reflect poorly on your yearly review.

                                        :laugh: Bonus points for correctly guessing that this is from a gov't job listing. :|

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                                        Kirk 10389821
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                                        For the record, up to 10% of your time Stooping could be a lot... I keep imagining walking into a shared office, and the Big Biker Guy says "Boy, you've got a pretty face" and suddenly I realize that Stooping is slang... and that the company health plan covering STDs is NO LONGER a POSITIVE... as the door locks behind me... that 10% number seems like 4hrs a week of getting stooped... I'll PASS... No stooping! None!

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          He doesn't sing it - it's background in the movie. I believe the "artist" that sings it is salt-n-peppa.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          I believe the "artist" that sings it is salt-n-peppa.

                                          So table spices are now artists? I must be behind the times.


                                          Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.

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