Does this make anybody else cringe???
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
littleGreenDude wrote:
You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..."
That long?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainI saw that ad too... [^]
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAnd they will. Not one that can survive without SO and CP, and probably one that is quite a bit poorer at the end of the course than they were at the beginning, but ...
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAbout the same time some sect needs to assimilate and brainwash new members. That explains a lot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there. These are the graduates of the course. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there. These are the graduates of the course. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there.
Go to Q&A 1 year back and you see exactly the same questions from last years 'graduates.' Sheesh, A 4 month course, why cant they take 10 minutes (in fact 2 would suffice) for a lesson on using a search engine ???
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
It rather depends on the hours, I'd have thought. I learnt to code on a similar length course which was 40 hours a week - that's probably a lot more coding tuition (600 hours plus) than a CS graduate gets over a 3 year course.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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No, you can get a quick Tech certificate and then get a job paying better than working retail.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
More to the point - get an education and you don't have to make minimum wage selling car stereos. But if you think you'll be working fewer hours, we'd like to introduce you to a little thing we call, "real life".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainThat sounds about right...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
About the same time some sect needs to assimilate and brainwash new members. That explains a lot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
It's Java, not VB or Linux ... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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And they will. Not one that can survive without SO and CP, and probably one that is quite a bit poorer at the end of the course than they were at the beginning, but ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
I think most syllabus content includes just one line of text. "Go to CodeProject to answer all of your homework questions."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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It's Java, not VB or Linux ... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
It was a bunch of Jawas sitting around the server, performing rituals and chanting, to fix a memory leak. In their religion you don't do that by looking for the bug in the code. Instead, you perform some rituals to please the garbage collection. And I thought that cargo cults only existed on islands in the Pacific.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
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Lately, I've been hearing an advertisement on the radio that goes something like this... "Meet Joe. A year ago he was working in a big box store selling car stereos. Now Joe has a promising career in Information Technology working fewer hours and making more money. You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..." :omg: What the elephant
Now Joe is selling Internet-enabled car stereos.
