Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Should condoms be used on every conceivable occasion?

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[megaadam]

Not if they have just been released from jail.

... such stuff as dreams are made on

[Lost User]

You sous-vide too much.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

[jeron1]

Only when it won't rubber the wrong way.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Daniel Pfeffer]

There was a young lady from idlewild Who kept herself quite undefiled By thinking of Jesus Contagious diseases And the dangers of having a child

Ad astra - both ways!

[Tim Deveaux]

I prefer new ones myself.

[A Jordison]

Especially if there's a chance of a misconception.

[RickZeeland]

Especially by Welshmen in the meadows :-\

[W Balboos GHB]

Despite the risk of being left holding the bag . . . ? Best pun in days - you're on an (un)roll At the end of the previous sentence is a missed period - ooops!

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[PIEBALDconsult]

(Hot off the press...) I met a young lady at Amherst Who said she would let me be her first She said she was scared Still she was prepared To make me so glad I could burst

[DRHuff]

Immaculate idea!

I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like. Dave

[Ravi Bhavnani]

:laugh: /ravi

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[Mike Hankey]

Most people don't know that condoms have a serial number.

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Inconceivable!

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