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  • J Johnny J

    It was not THAT kind of sarcasm I wanted! ;)

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    Slacker007
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    :-D All in good fun.

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    • J Johnny J

      ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
      Mark Twain

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      Orjan Westin
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      Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        CamelToe.

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        Slacker007
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        This made me chuckle. Now I will have this one image in my brain for the rest of the day.

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        • J Johnny J

          I gather you're not a fan... :rolleyes:

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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
          Mark Twain

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          Lost User
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          Never have been; it's an annoying format that survives on marketing, not on technical merits.

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          • O Orjan Westin

            Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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            Johnny J
            wrote on last edited by
            #23

            Orjan Westin wrote:

            Adobedobedoo

            Not bad at all. Or maybe some word game on the "Acrobat" name? :rolleyes:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
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            Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
            Mark Twain

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            • J Johnny J

              ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
              Mark Twain

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              Nathan Minier
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              (PD)F This You'll likely be saying the part outside the parenthetical reference a lot.

              "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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              • J Johnny J

                ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                Mark Twain

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                dan sh
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                • O Orjan Westin

                  Adobedobedoo - might be ever so slightly trademark infringey... Docmutator - zero hits on DuckDuckGo, one on Google :omg:

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                  Johnny J
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                  Perhaps Adobedobedoo PDF Juggler? :confused:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                  Mark Twain

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                  • N Nathan Minier

                    (PD)F This You'll likely be saying the part outside the parenthetical reference a lot.

                    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

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                    Johnny J
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                    :laugh: :thumbsup:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                    Mark Twain

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                    • S Slacker007

                      This made me chuckle. Now I will have this one image in my brain for the rest of the day.

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                      realJSOP
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                      I'm trying to get people to spit coffee at their monitors. :)

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      • J Johnny J

                        ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                        Mark Twain

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                        megaadam
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                        Since this is the Lounge: P-Delephant!

                        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                        • J Johnny J

                          ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                          Anonymous
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                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                          -----
                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                          Mark Twain

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                          Chris Quinn
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                          It wants to be known as Loretta

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                          • J Johnny J

                            ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
                            -----
                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
                            -----
                            Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                            Mark Twain

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                            Marc Clifton
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                            Well, old school thinking requires that it begins with an i and has an x somewhere, usually at the end. So "iPdfx". New school thinking says it needs to have words like "smart", "ai", or "edge". So: smartPdfEdge, aiPdf, edgePdf And really new school thinking should have something that refers to cryptocurrency even if it has nothing to do with such, so: cryptoPdf or PdfCoin Or the ultimate combination: iCryptoPdfEdgeAIX ;)

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                            • J Johnny J

                              ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                              Anonymous
                              -----
                              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                              Winston Churchill, 1944
                              -----
                              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                              Mark Twain

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                              Foothill
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                              How about PDFiddler?

                              if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }

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                              • J Johnny J

                                ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                Anonymous
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                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
                                -----
                                Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                Mark Twain

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                PDFiler

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                  Anonymous
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                                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                                  -----
                                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                  Mark Twain

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                                  pmauriks
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                                  How about "Pretty Damn Fabulous" or "Prettify, Digitize and Frobulate" "Portable Document Fandangulator" "Pleasurable Document Fabricator" "Pointless Duplication of Fancy"

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                                  • P pmauriks

                                    How about "Pretty Damn Fabulous" or "Prettify, Digitize and Frobulate" "Portable Document Fandangulator" "Pleasurable Document Fabricator" "Pointless Duplication of Fancy"

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                                    Johnny J
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                                    Good suggestions! :thumbsup::cool:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                    Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                    Mark Twain

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
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                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
                                      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                      Mark Twain

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                                      MKJCP
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                                      PDEffedUp

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                        Anonymous
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                                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                        Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                        Mark Twain

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                                        ventureaaron
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                                        PDFixer or "PD" + anything in this list: Words that Start with F - Word Finder[^]

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          ...Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! I want your bad advice! I'm sure this is going to sound completely Gaga, but I need your imaginative suggestions. As usual, I needed an application for a given purpose, but couldn't find one I liked that could do what I wanted in the way I wanted it done. So I started rolling my own. It's basically a tool application that does acts of unspeakble horror to PDF files (such as split, merge, add/edit/delete pages etc - Yeah I know, plenty of those around, but as I mentioned, I want to do it myself). HOWEVA! I need a fun and catchy name for the application, something that partly describes what it does, but is also on the fun side. Observe: I posted this in the Lounge, not the soapbox to rule out certain suggestions - So "PeDoFile Manager" for instance is out. Darn! Now I said it myself - but at least you get what I mean now, right? So to cut to the chase: What would you call it?

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
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                                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                          Mark Twain

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                                          PDF Ninja PDF Crusher PDFai PDFa0 (Alpha Zero) PDF-it / PDFit => PDF Intelligent Tool PDF@Bay PDF Editor for Tide Pod Eaters?

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