Ah. Well, that clears it up.
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Unlikely. We have a habit of packing nasty things into rockets and sending them over the channel.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Don't mention the war! I did once, but I think I got away with it. So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
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Don't mention the war! I did once, but I think I got away with it. So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
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War? I thought that this was your generous way of helping us to get rid of some things. How about these target coordinates: 57.89°N 05.47°W. Not much damage to be feared there.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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War? I thought that this was your generous way of helping us to get rid of some things. How about these target coordinates: 57.89°N 05.47°W. Not much damage to be feared there.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
The Scots would still don kilt and Claymore, and pay you a wee visit ... :laugh:
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had to look it up, a British royal wedding... again. something else to miss. Yawwwwwn. They really should spice these things up a bit... Game of Thrones has good royal weddings - use some of those ideas: dab of poison here, drop of blood there, that'll get em all talking.
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They haven't quite spiced it up to Game of Thrones levels but there's a bit of spice - The groom: a ginger guy masquerading as a royal when actually he's the love child Diana (only a royal by marriage) and an officer in the British army (definitely not a royal!) The bride: an American divorcee (Wallis Simpson anyone?) and she's not white (I'm sure Phillip will have something awkward to say there....) Not that I'll be watching, it's FA Cup Final Day!
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I'd been wondering - not a lot, but a bit - about the wedding that is happening this weekend; it's all over the UK news. Now I realize: it's an American actress he's marrying, not the German Chancellor ... explains why I was getting those odd looks ...
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Consider this - if they had a son he'd be an American and a British Royal at the same time. He could be the King of England and the President of the United States at the same time.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
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They haven't quite spiced it up to Game of Thrones levels but there's a bit of spice - The groom: a ginger guy masquerading as a royal when actually he's the love child Diana (only a royal by marriage) and an officer in the British army (definitely not a royal!) The bride: an American divorcee (Wallis Simpson anyone?) and she's not white (I'm sure Phillip will have something awkward to say there....) Not that I'll be watching, it's FA Cup Final Day!
WiganLatics wrote:
a ginger guy
Hey - your [prejudice ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN\_0qvuhhw) is showing. :laugh:
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like. Dave
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Consider this - if they had a son he'd be an American and a British Royal at the same time. He could be the King of England and the President of the United States at the same time.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
Consider this: Boris Johnson was born on the Upper East Side, New York - so he could be UK PM and POTUS at the same time after the next elections. Now, you think The Donald talks b*ll*cks ... :laugh:
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Consider this: Boris Johnson was born on the Upper East Side, New York - so he could be UK PM and POTUS at the same time after the next elections. Now, you think The Donald talks b*ll*cks ... :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Boris Johnson was born on the Upper East Side, New York - so he could be UK PM and POTUS at the same time
:omg:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Consider this - if they had a son he'd be an American and a British Royal at the same time. He could be the King of England and the President of the United States at the same time.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is. Everything makes sense in someone's mind. Ya can't fix stupid.
That's not all. Under current US law, he would have to pay US income tax on his worldwide income. We thus have the interesting situation of the British Royal family paying taxes to the colonies, rather than receiving them. :D
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
not the German Chancellor
Sending her off to England... don't give me any ideas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
Sending her off to England...
I'm certain that the Chancellor will be quite happy to go to England. Your problem is that the English will send her right back. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
not the German Chancellor
Sending her off to England... don't give me any ideas.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
To English would presumably refuse to accept delivery. They have enough home-grown incompetent politicians. :) (And I'm not mentioning the War! :) )
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Unlikely. We have a habit of packing nasty things into rockets and sending them over the channel.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
We have a habit of packing nasty things into rockets and sending them over the channel.
Obligatory xkcd: [xkcd: Space Launch System](https://xkcd.com/984/)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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The Scots would still don kilt and Claymore, and pay you a wee visit ... :laugh:
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... and then return home in a rocket to the same target coordinates. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That's not all. Under current US law, he would have to pay US income tax on his worldwide income. We thus have the interesting situation of the British Royal family paying taxes to the colonies, rather than receiving them. :D
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
