Thought of the Day

OriginalGriff

Plant puns: lettuce pro-seed?

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megaadam

Weed cue: cumbersome replies.

... such stuff as dreams are made on

W Balboos GHB

Sow, now you'll be peppered with replies! Leaves one up all night drinking until one's eyes are radish, hoping a good response will somehow turnip.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

patbob

I think you really rose to the occasion there.

I live in Oregon, and I'm an engineer.

W Balboos GHB

Bud this is the forum where I can unabashedly petal my puns.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

RaviBee

...towards whirled peas. /ravi

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Mike Hankey

People that can't run off to get married: Can't elope?

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright

James McCullough

One good turnip deserves another, I suppose.

OriginalGriff

Well, that's a turnip for the books!

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Lost User

I can dig it, (as long as cat doesn't pea in the garden)

This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!

Eric Lynch

No more...leave me in peas :)

DRHuff

You were supposed to do your anti-seed-dance before you posted this.

I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended. I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended. Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like. Dave