Lazy! Lazy! Lazy!
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I love it when I get the message "blah blah blah... Please see your administrator blah blah blah...." Damn it, I am the administrator. Now where's that mirror!
A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.
RossMW wrote:
Now where's that mirror!
I've heard you have no reflection anyway.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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RossMW wrote:
Now where's that mirror!
I've heard you have no reflection anyway.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
MikeTheFid wrote:
When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry.
Well, you're not going to be granted access to a server that doesn't exist, so I would say it doesn't matter either way. So pack up your stuff and leave for the day.
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
How about the new Windows-style error messages, such as "Something went wrong.":~
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
MikeTheFid wrote:
SQL Server does not exist or access denied
:laugh: :laugh: I think this goody's been around since 2000. :) One of my customers has been sending me screenshots of sql server error messages like: 0: (last week) 'Could not allocate space for object xxx because the primary filegroup is full' 1: (today) 'The transaction log for database xxx is full due to 'active transaction' We freed up some space last week enough to get by and brought it to the attention of the dba...I guess he has other things to do. I was able to get it going again by shrinking the database, but it's just a matter of time. btw, the database is question is only 100MB for both data and log files. But hey, at least the error messages are descriptive. :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
"Syntax error near (." They know there's a syntax error, but they can't tell me what it is?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When I see error messages like this, "SQL Server does not exist or access denied" it makes me elephanting angry. "Well! Which the [elephant] is it! You know! So just TELL ME!" /rant (Yeah, I get that the reporting code may not know, but that just moves the laziness to a lower level, IMO.)
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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if elephants get angry the show and shake their ears and lift their trunks and make noises. I hope that you are mastering these tricks :laugh:
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See, erm, that's what I thought I was doing by posting. It always scares the dog when actually I show and shake my ears.
Cheers, Mike Fidler "I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
