To everybody going out camping in the weekend:
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I asked my Llama if he wanted to go camping. "Alpaca tent", he replied.
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Better not be somewere rocky so he doesn't risk stubbing a camel toe! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Better not be somewere rocky so he doesn't risk stubbing a camel toe! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainAnd now we're headed soapboxward. Getting intents!
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And now we're headed soapboxward. Getting intents!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
You're right! I'm humpled and shameful! :sigh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Insurance companies are warning campers: If your tent is stolen during the night, you won't be covered! Just kidding of course! Everybody knows that IT people would rather be dead than leave their beloved 'puters... :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainBut you can get one one sale... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAujPQpWQAAcQ9M.jpg :laugh:
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Insurance companies are warning campers: If your tent is stolen during the night, you won't be covered! Just kidding of course! Everybody knows that IT people would rather be dead than leave their beloved 'puters... :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainReminds me of this Leslie: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
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But you can get one one sale... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAujPQpWQAAcQ9M.jpg :laugh:
:thumbsup: :laugh:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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But you can get one one sale... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAujPQpWQAAcQ9M.jpg :laugh:
:laugh: :thumbsup:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
I asked my Llama if he wanted to go camping. "Alpaca tent", he replied.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
I asked my Alpaca if it was OK to go camping. 'No probllama' he replied. :-D
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
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I asked my Alpaca if it was OK to go camping. 'No probllama' he replied. :-D
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
*Groan* :thumbsup: Glad to see you are still here - long time no post?
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*Groan* :thumbsup: Glad to see you are still here - long time no post?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
*Groan*
... you've got a nerve! :laugh:
OriginalGriff wrote:
Glad to see you are still here - long time no post?
Just busy ... you know how it is. :)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
