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Useless IoT item of the weekend

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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    And 14 slots when eggs come by the dozen.

    Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright

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    OriginalGriff
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    Well yes ... but that's a bit like complaining that the worst bit of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was getting the blood stains off the seat covers, rather than its pivotal role in starting WWI :laugh:

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^] Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first! Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably". * Probably a series of one

      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Eric Lynch
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      Here's where Mr. Burns would say "Egg-cellent!" :)

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Well yes ... but that's a bit like complaining that the worst bit of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was getting the blood stains off the seat covers, rather than its pivotal role in starting WWI :laugh:

        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        If you'd had the job of maintaining the carriage, you might have had a different opinion. Where you stand depends on where you sit. :)

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^] Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first! Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably". * Probably a series of one

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Daniel Pfeffer
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          But... It's an IoT shiny-shiny! How can you possibly criticise it?! :)

          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            And 14 slots when eggs come by the dozen.

            Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright

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            Nelek
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            :doh: :doh: Easy... it has a couple of places more just in case you buy new ones when still having one or two from previous packet. :rolleyes:

            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^] Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first! Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably". * Probably a series of one

              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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              And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!

              "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018

              "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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              • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!

                "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018

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                Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!

                "Don't forget to stock up on ExLax at at the same time"?

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

                  And what do you do if you are buying eggs in pack of 30?!

                  "Don't forget to stock up on ExLax at at the same time"?

                  Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  If you have a family of 4 kids, just making omelettes for the family uses up 12 eggs!

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    In the first of a series* I present: The IoT Egg Counter[^] Yes! You keep eggs in it! Yes! It talks to a mobile app via the internet! Yes! It tells you which egg to use first! Or not, according to the comments, like "it loses the WiFi when it's in the fridge", and "it can't count reliably". * Probably a series of one

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    Jacquers
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                    You shouldn't count your chickens before they hatch

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Well yes ... but that's a bit like complaining that the worst bit of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand was getting the blood stains off the seat covers, rather than its pivotal role in starting WWI :laugh:

                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Jorgen Andersson
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                      You'll have to use COLD water when washing, preferably with an enzyme detergent. If you use hot water or tumble dry without having removed the stain prior, the only way to remove it is using oxalic acid.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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