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The risks of office furniture

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Dilbert OTD: Ergonomics[^]

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    GKP1992
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    The risks of office furniture. FTFY. :)

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      The risks of office furniture. FTFY. :)

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      CodeWraith
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      To misquote Tolkien: "There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world office." Edit: And now don't tell me that these things are CodeWraiths!

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        To misquote Tolkien: "There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world office." Edit: And now don't tell me that these things are CodeWraiths!

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        You shall not pass!

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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          You shall not pass!

          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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          CodeWraith
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          You get a shirt[^], and now stand aside! No man can stand in the way of a CodeWraith! (Your turn! :-D )

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            You get a shirt[^], and now stand aside! No man can stand in the way of a CodeWraith! (Your turn! :-D )

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            GKP1992
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            Psych, I am no man. :laugh:

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              Psych, I am no man. :laugh:

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              CodeWraith
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              *Sigh* Plan B, then... "Come not between the CodeWraith and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, where code review is held, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye debugger."

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                *Sigh* Plan B, then... "Come not between the CodeWraith and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, where code review is held, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye debugger."

                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                RickZeeland
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                Yeah, and do not forget Continuous Desintegration :-\

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                  Yeah, and do not forget Continuous Desintegration :-\

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                  CodeWraith
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                  How about the infinite death sentence[^]? (I hope you can read it)

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    How about the infinite death sentence[^]? (I hope you can read it)

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    RickZeeland
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                    No problem, as my German is not that good I just push the translate button on the top right of the page :-\

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Dilbert OTD: Ergonomics[^]

                      Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Hahaha good one!!

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