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  • S Stuart van Weele

    For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer.

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    Daniel Turini
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    Stuart van Weele wrote: For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer. Call your 6 year old kid and ask for some help. My latest article: GBVB - Converting VB.NET code to C#

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    • S Stuart van Weele

      For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer.

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      Chris Losinger
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      how does it taste? does it tingle when you rub it on your soft parts? we need details!! -c

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      Smaller Animals Software

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        how does it taste? does it tingle when you rub it on your soft parts? we need details!! -c

        Chris Losinger
        Smaller Animals Software

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        Ray Cassick
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        Chris Losinger wrote: does it tingle when you rub it on your soft parts? Strike that.. we (I) do NOT need any details. :omg:


        Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: If the physicists find a universal theory describing the laws of universe, I'm sure the asshole constant will be an integral part of that theory.


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        • C Chris Losinger

          how does it taste? does it tingle when you rub it on your soft parts? we need details!! -c

          Chris Losinger
          Smaller Animals Software

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          Michael A Barnhart
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          This is the lounge. Clorox is not good for rubber tires, hoses and similar material. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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          • S Stuart van Weele

            For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer.

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            Michael A Barnhart
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            Try some pool chlorine and fertilizer mixed loosely into a 5 gal pail. Do not combine until out side away from trees and flammable shrubbery. Stir well until you notice it to start to bubble and then step back quickly (up wind too.) This will smoke well. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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            • S Stuart van Weele

              For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer.

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              Heh! Well, you could always try using the good ol' baking soda and vinegar combination. Jeremy Falcon

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              • C Chris Losinger

                how does it taste? does it tingle when you rub it on your soft parts? we need details!! -c

                Chris Losinger
                Smaller Animals Software

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                Stuart van Weele
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                - It does a fine job of cleaning weathered plywood. - Animals will not drink it no matter what what one tries.

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                  Try some pool chlorine and fertilizer mixed loosely into a 5 gal pail. Do not combine until out side away from trees and flammable shrubbery. Stir well until you notice it to start to bubble and then step back quickly (up wind too.) This will smoke well. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                  Stuart van Weele
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                  There are better uses for pool shock. Calcium hypoclorite + sutff + magic -> sodium clorate. Sodium clorate + stuff = BANG.

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                  • S Stuart van Weele

                    - It does a fine job of cleaning weathered plywood. - Animals will not drink it no matter what what one tries.

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                    brianwelsch
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                    like the old saying: "you can lead a horse to clorox, but you can't make it drink" BW "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

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                    • S Stuart van Weele

                      There are better uses for pool shock. Calcium hypoclorite + sutff + magic -> sodium clorate. Sodium clorate + stuff = BANG.

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                      Michael A Barnhart
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                      No bang if stirred loosely. Just a big roman candle. It also keeps fire ants away. :-D "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                      • M Michael A Barnhart

                        Try some pool chlorine and fertilizer mixed loosely into a 5 gal pail. Do not combine until out side away from trees and flammable shrubbery. Stir well until you notice it to start to bubble and then step back quickly (up wind too.) This will smoke well. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        And you sir, you are on the FBI watchlist as of 16:33, May 19, 2003. :-D -- The holy inquisition finds you guilty of herecy, and you and your decendants must be cleansed in blood.

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                        • S Stuart van Weele

                          - It does a fine job of cleaning weathered plywood. - Animals will not drink it no matter what what one tries.

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Stuart van Weele wrote: Animals will not drink it no matter what what one tries. Try blending it with antifreeze...

                          "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                          It tolls for thee..."

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                          • M Michael A Barnhart

                            Try some pool chlorine and fertilizer mixed loosely into a 5 gal pail. Do not combine until out side away from trees and flammable shrubbery. Stir well until you notice it to start to bubble and then step back quickly (up wind too.) This will smoke well. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Any particular flavor of fertilizer you prefer? Ammonium Sulphate, Ammonium Nitrate, Urea, Diammonium Phosphate, Ammonium Polyphosphate, Muriate of Potash, Magnesium Sulphate, metallic chelates, bone meal....

                            "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                            It tolls for thee..."

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                            • S Stuart van Weele

                              There are better uses for pool shock. Calcium hypoclorite + sutff + magic -> sodium clorate. Sodium clorate + stuff = BANG.

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                              Roger Wright
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                              Potassium Chlorate is far more effective.:-D

                              "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
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                                And you sir, you are on the FBI watchlist as of 16:33, May 19, 2003. :-D -- The holy inquisition finds you guilty of herecy, and you and your decendants must be cleansed in blood.

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                                Michael A Barnhart
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                                Honestly, I was just providing a warning to keep it loose. I am not responsible for what relatives do. However, It does kill fire ants very well, if you spread it quickly enough. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                                  Any particular flavor of fertilizer you prefer? Ammonium Sulphate, Ammonium Nitrate, Urea, Diammonium Phosphate, Ammonium Polyphosphate, Muriate of Potash, Magnesium Sulphate, metallic chelates, bone meal....

                                  "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                                  It tolls for thee..."

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                                  Michael A Barnhart
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                                  I think it was Scotts turf builder. But it was 20 years ago. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                                    I think it was Scotts turf builder. But it was 20 years ago. "For as long as I can remember, I have had memories. Colin Mochrie."

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                                    Roger Wright
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                                    I suspect that 20 years ago Scott's used ammonium nitrate like everyone else. Since the OK City bombing that's been awfully hard to get, now that the whole world knows that's what you use to make safety dynamite. Of course, I still have about 20 lbs of it I found in Mom's garage... Nothing better for a green lawn than a good double nitrate like that! Makes the whole yard as green as the spots above the septic tank.:-D

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                                    • D Daniel Turini

                                      Stuart van Weele wrote: For all of you who were wondering, DOT 4 brake fluid + clorox does not smoke, catch on fire, or do anything else remotely interesting. What a bummer. Call your 6 year old kid and ask for some help. My latest article: GBVB - Converting VB.NET code to C#

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                                      Vikram A Punathambekar
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                                      Daniel Turini wrote: Call your 6 year old kid and ask for some help. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
                                      Vikram. ----------------------------- My site due for a massive update Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. "Do not give redundant error messages again and again." - A classmate of mine, while giving a class talk on error detection in compiler design.

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                                        Daniel Turini wrote: Call your 6 year old kid and ask for some help. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
                                        Vikram. ----------------------------- My site due for a massive update Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. "Do not give redundant error messages again and again." - A classmate of mine, while giving a class talk on error detection in compiler design.

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                                        Ludvig A Norin
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                                        Keep reading this thread - it confirms the fact that on the InterNet, you'll find nothing but porn and bomb recipies (open-source and GNU software is a combination of those two things, btw). ;P Part of the non-smoking generation since 12/5-2003 22.35.
                                        -- Opinions expressed do not neccecarily reflect those of my -- employer; I do think for myself. Resisting temptation is -- easier when you think you'll maybe get another chance -- later on.

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                                          Keep reading this thread - it confirms the fact that on the InterNet, you'll find nothing but porn and bomb recipies (open-source and GNU software is a combination of those two things, btw). ;P Part of the non-smoking generation since 12/5-2003 22.35.
                                          -- Opinions expressed do not neccecarily reflect those of my -- employer; I do think for myself. Resisting temptation is -- easier when you think you'll maybe get another chance -- later on.

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                                          Roger Wright
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                                          Ludvig A. Norin wrote: you'll find nothing but porn and bomb recipies These are very minor-league bomb recipes - I could post some doozies, being old enough to remember when chemistry sets came with real chemicals.:-D The porn stumps me though. Everytime I try to find some, they want a credit card. Heck, if I had enough dough to have credit, I wouldn't be wasting my time on the Internet looking for dirty pictures! I'd be out and about taking my own pictures to sell to losers looking for porn on the Internet.:-D

                                          "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                                          It tolls for thee..."

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