So tired, thanks to the dog
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any ideas on how to keep myself awake You will need:
- 1x Motion Sensor
- 1x Car Battery
- 2x Nipple Clamp
- 2meters of conductive wire
:rolleyes: Good luck with the puppies, hope you have them in the bathroom or some other tiled area which is easy to clean :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africabrianwelsch wrote: I find my day goes by more smoothly if I never question other peoples fantasies. My own disturb me enough.
Paul Watson wrote: You will need: 1x Motion Sensor 1x Car Battery 2x Nipple Clamp 2meters of conductive wire ROFL. Great idea! Paul Watson wrote: Good luck with the puppies, hope you have them in the bathroom or some other tiled area which is easy to clean Thanks! They are in the living room. But it is tiled. Also, we've put some nice warm blankets on the tiles all over the living room. The mess isn't that terrible. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any ideas on how to keep myself awake You will need:
- 1x Motion Sensor
- 1x Car Battery
- 2x Nipple Clamp
- 2meters of conductive wire
:rolleyes: Good luck with the puppies, hope you have them in the bathroom or some other tiled area which is easy to clean :)
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africabrianwelsch wrote: I find my day goes by more smoothly if I never question other peoples fantasies. My own disturb me enough.
I wanted to reply, but I realized that this wasn't the SoapBox so I couldn't :cool: Notorious SMC
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Wouter Dhondt wrote: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog What kind of dog is it?? At my family home one of our German Shepards just had 7 puppies... well.. about 3 weeks ago.. They are so cool... and so cute... :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any other tricks? The one that works best is not to pee. No, I'm serious. The pressure will keep you awake. Though don't hold longer than 2-3 hours, or it will do more harm than good.
Regards,Rohit Sinha
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? You can try some guaraná, it's plenty of caffeine. If it won't help, try electric shocks at timed intervals. My latest article: GBVB - Converting VB.NET code to C#
Daniel Turini wrote: If it won't help, try electric shocks at timed intervals But they're only puppies!!
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog What kind of dog is it?? At my family home one of our German Shepards just had 7 puppies... well.. about 3 weeks ago.. They are so cool... and so cute... :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Brian Delahunty wrote: What kind of dog is it? Labrador Retriever. All white ones. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Just some junk info. IMHO: Normally the first litter is the biggest you have. From my experiences. Serious though I wouldn't bother keeping awake as bitches are really good at giving birth without any help. Also note the pup that takes the rear nipple first is most likely going to be the runt. So you might consider marking that one for special attention. Maybe you should set up a puppy cam :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
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Vikram Punathambekar wrote: [Hopeful]Pics?[/Hopeful] I'll take some tonight. And I'll put a link here on CP!. ps: We have 6 now (and still counting). ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Wouter Dhondt wrote: We have 6 now (and still counting). Like rabbits.. :-P Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any other tricks? The one that works best is not to pee. No, I'm serious. The pressure will keep you awake. Though don't hold longer than 2-3 hours, or it will do more harm than good.
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa:laugh: But...I guess it's effective. :~
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Wouter Dhondt wrote: Any other tricks? The one that works best is not to pee. No, I'm serious. The pressure will keep you awake. Though don't hold longer than 2-3 hours, or it will do more harm than good.
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaRohit Sinha wrote: The one that works best is not to pee. No, I'm serious. The pressure will keep you awake. :eek: Why have fatigue when you can have fatigue and agony? Have I got this right? :laugh:
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Congrats! You're a Dad now... :-D To keep awake smell that gorgeous puppy smell, wonder over their cheese-wedge shaped ears, let the happiness keep you going :) Oh, and Red Bull or similar might help...
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
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Daniel Turini wrote: If it won't help, try electric shocks at timed intervals But they're only puppies!!
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
David Wulff wrote: But they're only puppies!! LOL!
Vikram. ----------------------------- My site due for a massive update Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. "Do not give redundant error messages again and again." - A classmate of mine, while giving a class talk on error detection in compiler design. -
Congrats! You're a Dad now... :-D To keep awake smell that gorgeous puppy smell, wonder over their cheese-wedge shaped ears, let the happiness keep you going :) Oh, and Red Bull or similar might help...
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
Megan Forbes wrote: You're a Dad now... From this and what Wouter wrote in his first post, I can think of something, but it belongs to the Soapbox. :-O :-D
Vikram. ----------------------------- My site due for a massive update Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. "Do not give redundant error messages again and again." - A classmate of mine, while giving a class talk on error detection in compiler design. -
Brian Delahunty wrote: What kind of dog is it? Labrador Retriever. All white ones. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Cool. We had one previously... a golden one... One of the nicest dogs we ever had.. dies of old age.. :(( Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }You're tired now? Starting tomorrow they are going to sh*t all over the place ;P Congrads jan
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Rohit Sinha wrote: The one that works best is not to pee. No, I'm serious. The pressure will keep you awake. :eek: Why have fatigue when you can have fatigue and agony? Have I got this right? :laugh:
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
<:cool: voice of experience>Well, it does work well in desperate times.</:cool: voice of experience>
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa -
:laugh: But...I guess it's effective. :~
Vikram. ----------------------------- My site due for a massive update Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. "Do not give redundant error messages again and again." - A classmate of mine, while giving a class talk on error detection in compiler design.Oh it is, let me assure you.
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa -
Daniel Turini wrote: If it won't help, try electric shocks at timed intervals But they're only puppies!!
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
David, David. Did you skip your medication today?
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Our dog had some fun about 2 months ago. The result: she started giving birth at 1 am. At 6 am, we had 2 puppies. Went to bed till 8 and off to work, so I'm a little tired. :zzz: Now, we have 5 and counting. Good thing I got the afternoon of, so my girlfriend will get some time off too while I'll be watching the dog. I'll put some ethernet in the room where the dog is, and connect my laptop. Surfing while checking on the dog seems the best thing to do. Any ideas on how to keep myself awake. I don't drink coffee, or red bull stuff. Only Coca-cola and stuff like that. Any other tricks? ps: The puppies are so cute! And they make those funny little noises. Maybe I won’t need my internet connection after all, and will just be looking at the puppies and the dog. ;) ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
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Brian Delahunty wrote: What kind of dog is it? Labrador Retriever. All white ones. ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^]
while (!:bob:.IsDrunk()) { :bob:.Drink( :beer: ); }Nice! I had an English Setter / Labrador mix. She had the Setter coloring (white coat, with brown speckles on the ears) and a Labrador build (broader in the chest and wider head than your typical Setter). She was a great dog.
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