Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Do musical instrument makers need to stamp out violins in the workplace?

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[jeron1]

Of course! but they should encourage more sax! :-\

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[Foothill]

If there is any musical instrument that needs to be stamped on, it's the viola.

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[Gary Wheeler]

Only if the musician is Luthier von Dross.

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[littleGreenDude]

No, they can just fiddle with it until they get it right, thus creating a cymbal of perfection.

[DRHuff]

But then they would have to bring a tuba lube to work everyday.

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[DRHuff]

Your way off bass.

Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

[GuyThiebaut]

I would also say at home to prevent people having a Stabat Mater.

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― Christopher Hitchens

[W Balboos GHB]

If they don't have too much lute they may be able to rest. It's depends on if they have any note-worthy staff. Anyone coda told you that.

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[DRHuff]

Puns of this scale can often fall flat but this one is pretty sharp.

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