Useless IoT item of the weekend

[Lost User]

didn't look but sounds useful... : husband: "dear... just going out to the car to check if I left somthin there."

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[MatthysDT]

Because the public social media domain is the perfect place for this kind of information. Now everyone will know. Wonder if these will work for grandpa? They probably chose twitter just to be able to call it "tweetpee". WhatsappPee just doesn't sound all that marketable.

[OriginalGriff]

MatthysDT wrote:

Wonder if these will work for grandpa?

I believe they are trialing a version for elderly Yorkshiremen: the Ee! Male Pee

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[Sander Rossel]

Does the baby need to give its consent and accept cookies every time you change the diaper? :confused:

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[OriginalGriff]

Maybe a rusk rather than a cookie!

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[Eric Lynch]

That pisses me off :)

[Mike Hankey]

The sensor got plugged up I wonder what the problem could be?

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[OriginalGriff]

Sh*t, how would I know?

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[Mike Hankey]

You need to do the exploratory finger test...if it comes out brown || green I'm outta here and you're on your own!

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[OriginalGriff]

I'll use a British Standard Finger[^] then.

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[Mike Hankey]

Give me the £372.00 and I'll wear a latex glove and do it, but I ain't changing!

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[Marc Clifton]

Great. Like I would want to put a low power GHz transmitter right next to my baby's privates. X|

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[Roger Wright]

That trumps my WiFi-controlled crockpot! :doh:

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[Sumuj John]

I called it PIoT. Poop IoT. :)

[DRHuff]

Sure I’m going to trust them with this when they totally lie about their product right on their boxes. The first ones we tried said 8-12lbs. They don’t hold anywhere near that much!

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[Lost User]

If they did it on Facebook messenger like "FacePee" one day or another the world knows every babies pee history and not to mention the constant surveillance of the baby's diaper by Facebook to train it's AI for predicting when the baby is about to pee.

[Slacker007]

Useless, true, but damn that is funny. :laugh:

[Rage]

That would be funny if: - it would not cost us resources to build and process this IoT device. - it would not cost us resources to manage all the notifications on servers and electricity and ... :~ :(

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