Non-Tech managers and IT - how far is too far?
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Hauled into a managers meeting, which is already in full stream, to 'advise' on some reports they (think they) require... The first thing I hear is the one phrase guaranteed to strike terror into me and raise the hairs on the back of my neck - "THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE AND WE'RE SURE IT WON'T TAKE YOU LONG..." Now I know I'm in trouble. Spent the next twenty minutes trying to explain why there were technical reasons it would be anything but simple, while they got more and more annoyed at my obvious stupidity (to the extent that one started 'teaching' me how to cut and paste in Excel....) These people think every page in the application is a seperate DB table (despite being told on numerous occasions that its not that simple) which is why it should be so easy to get the info into a report - just go to that page... I need a different job! ;P
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Hauled into a managers meeting, which is already in full stream, to 'advise' on some reports they (think they) require... The first thing I hear is the one phrase guaranteed to strike terror into me and raise the hairs on the back of my neck - "THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE AND WE'RE SURE IT WON'T TAKE YOU LONG..." Now I know I'm in trouble. Spent the next twenty minutes trying to explain why there were technical reasons it would be anything but simple, while they got more and more annoyed at my obvious stupidity (to the extent that one started 'teaching' me how to cut and paste in Excel....) These people think every page in the application is a seperate DB table (despite being told on numerous occasions that its not that simple) which is why it should be so easy to get the info into a report - just go to that page... I need a different job! ;P
How far is too far? Hard to say. Punching them in the face would doubtlessly be a valid response. But gutting them with a swiss army knife may be going too far in some peoples opinion... :rolleyes:
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How far is too far? Hard to say. Punching them in the face would doubtlessly be a valid response. But gutting them with a swiss army knife may be going too far in some peoples opinion... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Does tend to leave a stain on your resume though: "... and in 2018, I gutted the board of Directors with a swiss army knife ..."
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Does tend to leave a stain on your resume though: "... and in 2018, I gutted the board of Directors with a swiss army knife ..."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Does tend to leave a stain on your resume though: "... and in 2018, I gutted the board of Directors with a swiss army knife ..."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
"Survival skills" sounds a lot better :thumbsup:
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I agree - but they tend not to be the ones doing the hiring though. While it can be considered as "pest control" by normal people ... :laugh:
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"Survival skills" sounds a lot better :thumbsup:
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
You've been on too many "team bonding" exercises! :-D
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How far is too far? Hard to say. Punching them in the face would doubtlessly be a valid response. But gutting them with a swiss army knife may be going too far in some peoples opinion... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainNot in mine! :laugh:
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Hauled into a managers meeting, which is already in full stream, to 'advise' on some reports they (think they) require... The first thing I hear is the one phrase guaranteed to strike terror into me and raise the hairs on the back of my neck - "THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE AND WE'RE SURE IT WON'T TAKE YOU LONG..." Now I know I'm in trouble. Spent the next twenty minutes trying to explain why there were technical reasons it would be anything but simple, while they got more and more annoyed at my obvious stupidity (to the extent that one started 'teaching' me how to cut and paste in Excel....) These people think every page in the application is a seperate DB table (despite being told on numerous occasions that its not that simple) which is why it should be so easy to get the info into a report - just go to that page... I need a different job! ;P
That's the point that you inform them that they brought you in for your technical expertise and that you have advised them of the difficulty of the task. Remind them that, when you overrun other tasks because this one has been underestimated, that you will be referring back to the meeting as to the reason why other tasks have not been completed. Send a confirmation email afterwards otherwise they will "forget" that it was their idea.
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That's the point that you inform them that they brought you in for your technical expertise and that you have advised them of the difficulty of the task. Remind them that, when you overrun other tasks because this one has been underestimated, that you will be referring back to the meeting as to the reason why other tasks have not been completed. Send a confirmation email afterwards otherwise they will "forget" that it was their idea.
This space for rent
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How far is too far? Hard to say. Punching them in the face would doubtlessly be a valid response. But gutting them with a swiss army knife may be going too far in some peoples opinion... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainOnly if it's the right one: Victorinox CyberTool M Rubin[^]
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Only if it's the right one: Victorinox CyberTool M Rubin[^]
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
I have the version up (comes with saw & file blades) on my belt now...
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How far is too far? Hard to say. Punching them in the face would doubtlessly be a valid response. But gutting them with a swiss army knife may be going too far in some peoples opinion... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainOK - compromise. Use the corkscrew. This also ads a little bit of a poetic element, as well.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Hauled into a managers meeting, which is already in full stream, to 'advise' on some reports they (think they) require... The first thing I hear is the one phrase guaranteed to strike terror into me and raise the hairs on the back of my neck - "THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE AND WE'RE SURE IT WON'T TAKE YOU LONG..." Now I know I'm in trouble. Spent the next twenty minutes trying to explain why there were technical reasons it would be anything but simple, while they got more and more annoyed at my obvious stupidity (to the extent that one started 'teaching' me how to cut and paste in Excel....) These people think every page in the application is a seperate DB table (despite being told on numerous occasions that its not that simple) which is why it should be so easy to get the info into a report - just go to that page... I need a different job! ;P
Yeah, been there, changing jobs rarely helps this phenomenon. Sadly, its the same almost everywhere. In such cases, the following provides a laugh and helps preserve some semblance of sanity. The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube[^] In my own career, one of my favorites was being tasked with designing a single server application with "unlimited capacity". I patiently tried to explain that its not possible to have infinite capacity in the real world...that some resource would always limit capacity. The response, "You're being unreasonable, I said 'unlimited' not 'infinite'". I simply sighed and resisted the urge to fetch a dictionary. Days like these are why they invented beer :)
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Yeah, been there, changing jobs rarely helps this phenomenon. Sadly, its the same almost everywhere. In such cases, the following provides a laugh and helps preserve some semblance of sanity. The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube[^] In my own career, one of my favorites was being tasked with designing a single server application with "unlimited capacity". I patiently tried to explain that its not possible to have infinite capacity in the real world...that some resource would always limit capacity. The response, "You're being unreasonable, I said 'unlimited' not 'infinite'". I simply sighed and resisted the urge to fetch a dictionary. Days like these are why they invented beer :)
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Regrettably, in some sense, I think we all work "here" :)
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Yeah, been there, changing jobs rarely helps this phenomenon. Sadly, its the same almost everywhere. In such cases, the following provides a laugh and helps preserve some semblance of sanity. The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube[^] In my own career, one of my favorites was being tasked with designing a single server application with "unlimited capacity". I patiently tried to explain that its not possible to have infinite capacity in the real world...that some resource would always limit capacity. The response, "You're being unreasonable, I said 'unlimited' not 'infinite'". I simply sighed and resisted the urge to fetch a dictionary. Days like these are why they invented beer :)
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Hauled into a managers meeting, which is already in full stream, to 'advise' on some reports they (think they) require... The first thing I hear is the one phrase guaranteed to strike terror into me and raise the hairs on the back of my neck - "THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE AND WE'RE SURE IT WON'T TAKE YOU LONG..." Now I know I'm in trouble. Spent the next twenty minutes trying to explain why there were technical reasons it would be anything but simple, while they got more and more annoyed at my obvious stupidity (to the extent that one started 'teaching' me how to cut and paste in Excel....) These people think every page in the application is a seperate DB table (despite being told on numerous occasions that its not that simple) which is why it should be so easy to get the info into a report - just go to that page... I need a different job! ;P
:thumbsup: Thank you so much for confirming that I'm not the only one! I feel better now! :laugh: A similar story... Two weeks ago my non-technical colleague got a customer request for a special export...should be simple...only it wasn't...and around 60 hours later, and it's finally done except for the documentation. My colleague actually told me not to waste time on documentation 'cause nobody will read it anyway, her included. That's OK, the UI is self-documenting! But she's right...in my quest to turn a one-off into something truly useful, I created a screen that only a developer I can understand or attempt to use. :sigh: (or job security?) :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Been practicing that insurance for some time.... ;) Worst of it is, I'd love to be given the chance to do the kind of data analysis which would genuinely help them out but they won't hear of it - to much distraction from the 'real' work... :doh:
Why do you want to write tests, they don't produce anything and they take time away from the project. You must work in a financial institution, EVERYthing works on Excel, and what do you mean a database is not a spreadsheet, everything is a spreadsheet.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
