Warning!

[Johnny J]

There's an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can! If you get it, don't open it! It's spam! :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[Slacker007]

I thought you were going to say that there is an email going around now that Orange web sites have no juice.

[Johnny J]

Should have known somebody would try to squeeze in a fruity remark... :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[den2k88]

That's not a cheesy line.

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[DRHuff]

Bad guess - maybe you need to concentrate more! (Update) Slacker - just received your e-mail - nice. Hope you figure it out someday.

Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

[Slacker007]

Maybe you need to blow it out your ass.

[Lost User]

I don't get how we went from unsollicited mail to a quality pork product.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

[James McCullough]

That's terrible. I'm using it later.

[DerekT P]

Fake news. I think you're telling porkies.

[Johnny J]

Well pork you too! ;P