Observations
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I have this guy sitting next to me blabbering some stuff about Excel features when I have a perfectly functioning calculator.
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Just checking that the answer is what I expect. I often have to add items to list of figures and then (if I remember) do a copy down of the equation. So I like to know I have done all the steps necessary to get the right answer.
Ah, Test Driven Development, the old way. :) <edit>I don't intend to be snarky, I do it as well</edit>
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The bloke on the next desk to me uses a pocket calculator to add up lists of numbers that are contained in an Excel spreadsheet. I've tried telling him about the calculating abilities built into Excel but he won't listen and continues to use the pocket calculator (He says I've got this calculator I bought in 1990 so I'm going to continue to use it!). Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out... Oh well at least its Friday.
That's a pity, as some of us here must have known that Excel can do much more compared to pocket calculator in shorter amount of time. Hey, may be you could suggest to that bloke that abacus can sometimes do certain calculations much faster than pocket calculator and abacus doesn't need battery. :-D
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That's a pity, as some of us here must have known that Excel can do much more compared to pocket calculator in shorter amount of time. Hey, may be you could suggest to that bloke that abacus can sometimes do certain calculations much faster than pocket calculator and abacus doesn't need battery. :-D
Ronny Japutra wrote:
Hey, may be you could suggest to that bloke that abacus can sometimes do certain calculations much faster than pocket calculator and abacus doesn't need battery
Wrong... it is the person using the abacus, who is faster, not the abacus.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The bloke on the next desk to me uses a pocket calculator to add up lists of numbers that are contained in an Excel spreadsheet. I've tried telling him about the calculating abilities built into Excel but he won't listen and continues to use the pocket calculator (He says I've got this calculator I bought in 1990 so I'm going to continue to use it!). Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out... Oh well at least its Friday.
The person sitting next to you sounds like an idiot. Have fun with that... :doh:
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Ronny Japutra wrote:
Hey, may be you could suggest to that bloke that abacus can sometimes do certain calculations much faster than pocket calculator and abacus doesn't need battery
Wrong... it is the person using the abacus, who is faster, not the abacus.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
Nelek wrote:
Wrong... it is the person using the abacus, who is faster, not the abacus.
M.D.V. ;)
That is correct.:thumbsup:
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The bloke on the next desk to me uses a pocket calculator to add up lists of numbers that are contained in an Excel spreadsheet. I've tried telling him about the calculating abilities built into Excel but he won't listen and continues to use the pocket calculator (He says I've got this calculator I bought in 1990 so I'm going to continue to use it!). Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out... Oh well at least its Friday.
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The bloke on the next desk to me uses a pocket calculator to add up lists of numbers that are contained in an Excel spreadsheet. I've tried telling him about the calculating abilities built into Excel but he won't listen and continues to use the pocket calculator (He says I've got this calculator I bought in 1990 so I'm going to continue to use it!). Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out... Oh well at least its Friday.
Mark Parity wrote:
Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out...
Suggest that he uses the calculator on his phone. :) But what I really wonder is, if you were to give him a VBA script that plugs into Excel that creates a calculator ([like this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDxA34t4pr4)) would his brain short-circuit? :laugh:
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The bloke on the next desk to me uses a pocket calculator to add up lists of numbers that are contained in an Excel spreadsheet. I've tried telling him about the calculating abilities built into Excel but he won't listen and continues to use the pocket calculator (He says I've got this calculator I bought in 1990 so I'm going to continue to use it!). Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out... Oh well at least its Friday.
I remember accountants using Excel as a word processor.
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Mark Parity wrote:
Now he's complaining that the batteries in the pocket calculator are running out...
Suggest that he uses the calculator on his phone. :) But what I really wonder is, if you were to give him a VBA script that plugs into Excel that creates a calculator ([like this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDxA34t4pr4)) would his brain short-circuit? :laugh:
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