Another useless IoT product I'm sure will be a big hit
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
"James! Why were you late for class?" "Someone hacked my trainers"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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"James! Why were you late for class?" "Someone hacked my trainers"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
Donathan.Hutchings wrote:
We needed this?
I certainly do, too old and fat to get at shoe laces so I wear slip on shoes. I do doubt I am the target market for exercise apparel though :-O
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Is there a market among people who find velcro too difficult to deal with?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
Good question. I'm wondering if there will come a day where you can't even dress yourself without a smartphone. I wonder if Nike is going to make this a service and charge customers a monthly fee to lace their shoes.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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Good question. I'm wondering if there will come a day where you can't even dress yourself without a smartphone. I wonder if Nike is going to make this a service and charge customers a monthly fee to lace their shoes.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
I guess it could be useful for those who can't see the laces to tie or velcro to attach. Of course, getting ones shoes on would also be a challenge for them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
That will go well with the Sock Slider[^]
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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That will go well with the Sock Slider[^]
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
Bah! That doesn't even have WiFi! :laugh:
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I guess it could be useful for those who can't see the laces to tie or velcro to attach. Of course, getting ones shoes on would also be a challenge for them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
Even completely blind people learn to tie shoelaces. I am not blind, but being the father of a visually handicapped girl, I met quite a few kids who where. They tie shoes without more problems than other kids. Maybe it takes a little longer for them to learn, but even seeing kids need lots of practice to learn it porperly. When I tie my shoes, I don't look at the laces I never need to look at them. I have had quite a few years to practice it, though.
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
In a follow up news story (not yet published!) the FBI is requesting that Nike includes a back door in their sneaker controller so that agents can untie the laces of criminals running away.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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In a follow up news story (not yet published!) the FBI is requesting that Nike includes a back door in their sneaker controller so that agents can untie the laces of criminals running away.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
Marc Clifton wrote:
… agents can untie the laces of criminals running away.
… and tie the shoes together? :laugh:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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In a follow up news story (not yet published!) the FBI is requesting that Nike includes a back door in their sneaker controller so that agents can untie the laces of criminals running away.
Latest Article - A Concise Overview of Threads Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
On a more serious note, it wouldn't surprise me that the NSA finds it's way into this by having NIKE place a gps tracker in them.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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We needed this? :doh: Nike teases self-lacing shoes you can control from your phone
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others. Same thing when you are stupid.
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Even completely blind people learn to tie shoelaces. I am not blind, but being the father of a visually handicapped girl, I met quite a few kids who where. They tie shoes without more problems than other kids. Maybe it takes a little longer for them to learn, but even seeing kids need lots of practice to learn it porperly. When I tie my shoes, I don't look at the laces I never need to look at them. I have had quite a few years to practice it, though.
It was not clear from my post but I was actually thinking of people who are so heavy they can't see their own feet.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
