Your frequent unintentional typing mistakes?

[Rick York]

I do too but it turns out I only run when chased.

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[Richard Deeming]

Or all the (usually government generated) letters sent out in normal size print, which contain (also in normal size print):

Quote:

If you require this information in Braille or large-print, please call ...

:doh:

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[MadMyche]

For whatever reason I often miss the second "o" when I type SET NOCOUNT ON. All other errors I blame on a faulty keyboard driver which cannot read my sloppy typing. Particularly when my password fails. I know my password, the computer just can't read it

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[Forogar]

What's really weird is that, apart from misplaced spaces, this is the only common typo I do. :confused:

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[CPallini]

Indeed. :)

[stoneyowl2]

Yeah, that has been getting to a frequent problem - then I went to the neurologist and was told I have 'essential tremors' in my left hand ( only the *left* one though :confused:). And why it is called 'essential' I do not understand - I certainly don't want or need it. I have to spend more time rereading what I type to make sure I didn't double a letter or miss one....

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[Super Lloyd]

I mke no mistkae!

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[Jacquers]

Compnay

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tue instead of the (on the phone keyboard, that is).

[Plamen Dragiyski]

I always press the correct keys. The order of the keys is the problem. For eaxmple.

[DerekT P]

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[DerekT P]

That's a common one of mine, too. Not so much a typo as a failure between brain and finger, it really annoys me when I type the wrong word ... For example, their is know way I can tolerate this. I hate it when I read that sort of drivel, so it really upsets me when my fingers type it! They're doing it more and more as well, when I'm typing at speed.

[MikeD 2]

I have dyslexic fingers, I can read and spell words fine but I cannot type them The most common one is that I work for a Compnay but other appear at intervals and sometimes letters randomly move along a word such as when I fill my car with perotl For some reason this is never a problem when writing

[MikeTheFid]

In an odd coincidence, I tweeted this yesterday:

Quote:

The next generation of auto-correct must have grammatical context checking in the choice engine. Look at preceding words to determine if the choice would ever appear. Also scan backwards from subsequent words to correct invalid insertion choices. Just a random thought.

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[Jim_Snyder]

Yeah, I always think it's my finger that has slowed down...

[agolddog]

'serach'. It's a good thing app developers hardly ever have a need to use the term 'search'.

[Adam Sargent]

If I had a dollar for every time I typed "flase," I could stop programming for a living.

[Frank Malcolm]

I once worked with a guy whose surname was Teh, and whatever email client we were using at the time (Outlook I think) would not let me address him correctly in an email.

[yacCarsten]

When I want to type "from" it comes out as "form", and when I want "form" I type "from".

[John Wellbelove]

I often used to write 'teat' for 'test' and 'bugger' for 'buffer' :omg: