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  • G Gary Wheeler

    From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

    Software Zen: delete this;

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    When you reach the world of Enlightenment according to Zen, there's neither time nor causality anymore. Without time, you cannot say which item came first: response or command. And now, consequently, it is not possible to tell if a response was caused by a command, or a command was caused by a response. Om. :)

    Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!

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      I'll take 'elephanting specifications' for $400 Alex.

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      :laugh:

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      • R Rick York

        I really hate it when people attempt to redefine words.

        Gary Wheeler wrote:

        The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is,

        Yes, they do! It is not a response if it comes first. It seems they are also attempting to redefine the word "always." In other words, it always happens except when it doesn't. That is truly ridiculous. I once got a new version of a device from a customer and I called them up and asked if it is the same as the old version. He said, yes, it is the same but enhanced. The fact is it was nothing like the previous version. That was rather annoying as I had to rewrite my driver for it.

        "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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        Rick York wrote:

        I really hate it when people attempt to redefine words.

        Indeed. This is one of the hazards of working with all too many engineers. One of the critical "soft skills" is the ability to express yourself using appropriate vocabulary. It's also one of the skills that are looked on with contempt by too many engineers. I think I understand now why I'm the UI guy :rolleyes: in my group...

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          When you reach the world of Enlightenment according to Zen, there's neither time nor causality anymore. Without time, you cannot say which item came first: response or command. And now, consequently, it is not possible to tell if a response was caused by a command, or a command was caused by a response. Om. :)

          Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!

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          I really need to hire you in as a consultant to work with this guy. Unfortunately we haven't had consultant money in years, so... :|

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          • G Gary Wheeler

            From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            Quantum computing at its finest.

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              • G Gary Wheeler

                I really need to hire you in as a consultant to work with this guy. Unfortunately we haven't had consultant money in years, so... :|

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                You should try saying the money hum: Om money padme hum :)

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                • G Gary Wheeler

                  From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  irneb
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                  Methinks they might have been physicists writing the documentation. They must've been struggling with the relativity / causality issues and trying to come to grips with the implications. I.e. in their mind effect may in fact precede cause. Thus the command may follow the result, which may all have happened weeks before the request!

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                  • G Gary Wheeler

                    From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    Gary Wheeler wrote:

                    A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command.

                    I think it's just the software engineer being stuck on the English language rather than focusing on the logical aspect of the documentation. Gratuitous network responses are very common in the networking world. [Gratuitous ARP Response](https://wiki.wireshark.org/Gratuitous\_ARP) There are also gratuitous RIP and eBGP responses. Probably a dozen other network protocols supporting gratuitous response messages. That's all I can think of at the moment. Best Wishes, -David Delaune

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                      Gary Wheeler wrote:

                      A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command.

                      I think it's just the software engineer being stuck on the English language rather than focusing on the logical aspect of the documentation. Gratuitous network responses are very common in the networking world. [Gratuitous ARP Response](https://wiki.wireshark.org/Gratuitous\_ARP) There are also gratuitous RIP and eBGP responses. Probably a dozen other network protocols supporting gratuitous response messages. That's all I can think of at the moment. Best Wishes, -David Delaune

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                      Randor wrote:

                      think it's just the software engineer being stuck on the English language rather than focusing on the logical aspect of the documentation

                      Got it in one. He was stuck on the notion that incoming messages to him were called 'commands', even when they were responses to something he sent, and vice versa.

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                      • R RugbyLeague

                        quantum communication :omg:

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                        and I would add " … mixed with negation of causality theory … " :-)

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                        • G Gary Wheeler

                          From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

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                          yes but … this creates mind blowing possibilities: consider that "command" is not a command and "response" is not a response, like in The Matrix "spoon" is not a spoon (or something like that), perhaps this way we will get somewhere with deciphering this stuff … :-)

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                          • G Gary Wheeler

                            Well, I only do it in self-defense...

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                            Is that the kind of self-defence where you attack first and then get a response?

                            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                              Is that the kind of self-defence where you attack first and then get a response?

                              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                              Graeme Henderson
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                              Or, as we say in soccer, "getting your retaliation in first"

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                              • G Gary Wheeler

                                From the TCP/IP interface specification for some hardware I have to talk to: A command is always sent from the CT to the WS and a response is always sent from the WS to the CT. The term command and response no longer dictate the order that the messages are sent, that is, the WS may send a response first and the CT will respond by sending a command. And people wonder why I don't have any hair left...

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                Dr Walt Fair PE
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                                If only we mre humand could give answers before we get the questions!

                                CQ de W5ALT

                                Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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