Oy Griff!
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Happy Birthday, Old Dog! (I suppose it is enough end-of-the-month to be your birthday). :-D
Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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Being older every year is a natural progress - it definitely does not prevent a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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When I turned 60, I had myself made a T-shirt with the text "You don't have to be senile to be demented, but it sure helps". (For those who do not know: "Senile" by itself only means "old" - ref. "senate", the elders. The medical business counts everyone past 60 as senile. Using the term "senile" as a shorthand for "senile dementia", which is quite common in many European languages, is really a misnomer.)
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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Nah, I prefer to taste the spices. Not that I'm adverse to hot food, I still munch on Scotch Bonnets when I get hold of them. Just Vindaloo and Phal aren't designed to taste, just act as a "Macho test" for drunken idiots ...
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
Nah, I prefer to taste the spices. Not that I'm adverse to hot food, I still munch on Scotch Bonnets when I get hold of them. Just Vindaloo and Phal aren't designed to taste, just act as a "Macho test" for drunken idiots ...
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I have no idea of any food item that you have mentioned (including vindaloo). I first saw it in restaurants in UK and then in memes and jokes online. I personally do not like "hot" food. It is basically remove flavours and add chilly.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
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I have no idea of any food item that you have mentioned (including vindaloo). I first saw it in restaurants in UK and then in memes and jokes online. I personally do not like "hot" food. It is basically remove flavours and add chilly.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
Exactly that: it's a "I can eat it hotter than you" competition food for drunks. Not worth eating ... I like spicy food, and Chilli helps with that, but you need balance rather than a toilet roll in the freezer! :laugh:
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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OriginalGriff wrote:
And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
You lucky, lucky bastard! I turned 50 end of last year and the guberment sent me a kit. 2 months later they sent me a letter wonder where my business was. Threw them all out, if I get any form of cancer they will find it when they cut me open to see why I'm no longer moving.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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OriginalGriff wrote:
And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
You lucky, lucky bastard! I turned 50 end of last year and the guberment sent me a kit. 2 months later they sent me a letter wonder where my business was. Threw them all out, if I get any form of cancer they will find it when they cut me open to see why I'm no longer moving.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
How come you missed the Not the WSO CCC OTD 2019-02-25[^] on Monday?
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Nah, I prefer to taste the spices. Not that I'm adverse to hot food, I still munch on Scotch Bonnets when I get hold of them. Just Vindaloo and Phal aren't designed to taste, just act as a "Macho test" for drunken idiots ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have no idea of any food item that you have mentioned (including vindaloo). I first saw it in restaurants in UK and then in memes and jokes online. I personally do not like "hot" food. It is basically remove flavours and add chilly.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
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Chile relleno From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... Chile rellenoChile Rellenos.jpg Chiles rellenos Course Entre Place of origin Mexico Serving temperature Hot Main ingredients Poblano pepper, egg, cheese Variations Hatch chile, Anaheim pepper, pasilla, meat Cookbook: Chile relleno Media: Chile relleno The chile relleno (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈtʃile reˈʎeno], literally "stuffed chile")[1] is a dish in Mexican cuisine that originated in the city of Puebla. ... Mexico In Mexico, it consists of a stuffed, roasted, fresh poblano pepper (a large and mild chili pepper named after the city of Puebla), sometimes replaced with a Hatch chile, Anaheim, pasilla or even jalapeño chili pepper. In 1858 it was described as a "green chile pepper stuffed with minced meat and coated with eggs".[1]
You better should not go to Mexico and eat this, then. It would reduce you to radioactive ash and then you would be reborn as a Mexican with the superpowers to be totally immune to pain in your mouth and to actually taste something when you eat such food. :-) The downside is that these superpowers will not help you to return to anyplace north of the Mexican border...
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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Last Sunday, but thank you anyway. I'm now officially an Old Fart. And on Monday, I got a letter from the NHS (who have never been at all interested in me before) to say "Now you are 60, we want your pooh!" They do bowel cancer screening and I now have to wipe my ass with an official form every two years ... I've had a few government forms I've been tempted to use as TP, but ... :laugh:
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Happy Birthday Paul
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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So Owl wrote...and this is what he wrote: "HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY" Pooh looked on admiringly. "I'm just saying 'A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly. "It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed by it.
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How come you missed the Not the WSO CCC OTD 2019-02-25[^] on Monday?
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I didn't get an email from that post. I did get a warning from Sean though.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I didn't get an email from that post. I did get a warning from Sean though.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You do sail a little close to the wind from time to time ... :laugh:
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Happy Birthday, Old Dog! (I suppose it is enough end-of-the-month to be your birthday). :-D
Happy Birthday Griff!! :)
