Some thoughts on marriage (inspired by the thread below)
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
OriginalGriff wrote:
Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
never mind the milk, how often have you exceeded the quota for how much beer you're allowed to put in the fridge? ... and it's not a fixed amount.
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
OriginalGriff wrote:
Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Exactly. Last week my wife accidently broke a flowerpot but then the conclusion was that I had kept it at a terribly wrong place... since last 3 years. :doh:
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
My wife and I have an understanding - when I speak, I'm wrong.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
never mind the milk, how often have you exceeded the quota for how much beer you're allowed to put in the fridge? ... and it's not a fixed amount.
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This could be exploited to your advantage. Simply start drinking he beers until the proper number (or less) are still in the fridge. Problem solved.
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Herself and I have been together so long, she can finish my sentences. And start them. And provide the middle bit. Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
<single guy> Do tell...genuinely curious. </single guy>
Oh, no - we all have to suffer. You will learn when the time comes, Grasshopper.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Before I was married, I never realized there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.
<single guy> Do tell...genuinely curious. </single guy>
Depends on the packaging; if it is a bottle, it goes in the fridge-door, unless the cap is gone. If it is a cardboard-pack, or coffeemilk, it goes on the top-shelf - NEVER on the bottom-shelf, which is the coldest place of the fridge. In case of multiple milks existing (as should be), the normal milk in the back, then the cat's milk, then the coffee-milk. The larger volume in front is "not efficient", as you have to take it out to reach behind it. Milk in a can should be covered with plastic wrap to prevent condens from your fridge falling into the milk. It is only allowed to be in the fridge if the outside is not sticky. If it is sticky, clean it before putting it in the fridge. And most important; don't put it on the glass in the fridge directly, but on the baking-paper that is covering the glass to prevent stains and circle's. If you spill anything on that paper, take it all out and replace it. Makes you think twice about suggesting helping with the laundry :)
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Oh, no - we all have to suffer. You will learn when the time comes, Grasshopper.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Depends on the packaging; if it is a bottle, it goes in the fridge-door, unless the cap is gone. If it is a cardboard-pack, or coffeemilk, it goes on the top-shelf - NEVER on the bottom-shelf, which is the coldest place of the fridge. In case of multiple milks existing (as should be), the normal milk in the back, then the cat's milk, then the coffee-milk. The larger volume in front is "not efficient", as you have to take it out to reach behind it. Milk in a can should be covered with plastic wrap to prevent condens from your fridge falling into the milk. It is only allowed to be in the fridge if the outside is not sticky. If it is sticky, clean it before putting it in the fridge. And most important; don't put it on the glass in the fridge directly, but on the baking-paper that is covering the glass to prevent stains and circle's. If you spill anything on that paper, take it all out and replace it. Makes you think twice about suggesting helping with the laundry :)
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
