Amazon AWS introduces BaaS (Bits as a Service)
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Faas - Failure as a Service. This is something I could bring a lot of experience to, so I think I could have a real go with that idea. Of course the real winner is ultimately going to be SxaaS - Sex as a Service. Oh, wait, we already have that, though it's not in the cloud yet, it's more hotel based I guess.
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Dean Roddey wrote:
it's not in the cloud yet
Mile High Club?
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Actually, I'm going to put them all out of business with my new idea - SvaaS (Services as a Service.)
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Or possibly my idea: SSSaaSS (Serverless Serviced Services as a Server Service) Also known as SSSotSS (She Sells Seashells on the Sea Shore)
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If you need a bit to store a flag, you just go to the AWS console, go to the BaaS, and configure a bit for use, along with the level of redundancy and up-time you need for extra cost. I mean, it's going to get there eventually right?
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So BaaS is Bollocks as a Service? OK, got it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So BaaS is Bollocks as a Service? OK, got it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
What did I say? A warning to you all[^] :sigh:
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If you need a bit to store a flag, you just go to the AWS console, go to the BaaS, and configure a bit for use, along with the level of redundancy and up-time you need for extra cost. I mean, it's going to get there eventually right?
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And they charge more for a 1 than a 0!
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What did I say? A warning to you all[^] :sigh:
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Hey! Nobody even mentioned Baa-lambs as a Service!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you need a bit to store a flag, you just go to the AWS console, go to the BaaS, and configure a bit for use, along with the level of redundancy and up-time you need for extra cost. I mean, it's going to get there eventually right?
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If you need a bit to store a flag, you just go to the AWS console, go to the BaaS, and configure a bit for use, along with the level of redundancy and up-time you need for extra cost. I mean, it's going to get there eventually right?
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Dean Roddey wrote:
it's not in the cloud yet
Mile High Club?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Mile High Club?
Not in cattle class (or business class, for that matter) :-\
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Mile High Club?
Not in cattle class (or business class, for that matter) :-\
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Um ... have you tried to google "sex on a plane news"? :-O I am not involved in any way with any of those stories, just so you know.
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Um ... have you tried to google "sex on a plane news"? :-O I am not involved in any way with any of those stories, just so you know.
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OK, so some people are more limber (and less inhibited :-O ) than I am...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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OK, so some people are more limber (and less inhibited :-O ) than I am...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Yeah ... I have enough problems finding knee-room for one. And I always assumed they would use the loo, not just stay where they were. :sigh:
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