What's the worst car you ever owned?
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My Mustang gets 3 - because 'MURRICA!
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My Mustang gets 3 - because 'MURRICA!
Yeah, but you use those poofy little wine gallons over there. Other bloke is from Britain where they are using the manly beer gallon so probably close to the same mileage.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
A simca something-or-other. I bought it from a buddy because he needed the money, and he wouldn't have got twenty quid for it, elsewhere. When it was running, it was a good drive. I don't think I need to expand on that; I'm sure you can guess the rest.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
A '99 Mazda 626. I bought it when it had 80K miles (from a coworker) and it had no problems whatsoever. For the 40K miles I owned it, it was another story: 0: replaced both CV joints (at different times) 1: replaced multiple cheap relays for the cooling fans 2: replaced busted coolant tank (which I think resulted from #1) 3: replaced water pump / timing belt (as a result of #2) 4: the glue for the interior panels/headliner did not stand up well to a couple of hot Louisiana summers. I remember when the flapping headliner went beyond an annoyance to a safety hazard. 5: the CD player started skipping on good discs, especially when it was cold, and especially the last tracks were the worst. 6: the brakes had a nasty habit where the calipers wouldn't fully release. I'd have to pull the wheel off and use a c-clamp to push 'em back in...and by that time, everything was smokin' hot! 7: the A/C system sprang a leak. For a couple of summers I got by with the diy charging kits. Third time was a charm when the tiny leak finally gave way and the compressor seized. :sigh: That's when my wife (gf at the time) refused to ride in it, and when I broke down and bought my first new vehicle which I still have today, now 10 y/o but with only 33K miles on it.
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I like this one: [Volkswagen: Un-pimp Your Ride, compilation. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWMpHc77qNI)
Even so, never again. :). Years ago when I still had to drive the hoard around, I had 3 vehicles I could choose from: Ford E350, a GMC something and a Dodge something - all 15 seater. Even then, it was a crap shoot.
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A '99 Mazda 626. I bought it when it had 80K miles (from a coworker) and it had no problems whatsoever. For the 40K miles I owned it, it was another story: 0: replaced both CV joints (at different times) 1: replaced multiple cheap relays for the cooling fans 2: replaced busted coolant tank (which I think resulted from #1) 3: replaced water pump / timing belt (as a result of #2) 4: the glue for the interior panels/headliner did not stand up well to a couple of hot Louisiana summers. I remember when the flapping headliner went beyond an annoyance to a safety hazard. 5: the CD player started skipping on good discs, especially when it was cold, and especially the last tracks were the worst. 6: the brakes had a nasty habit where the calipers wouldn't fully release. I'd have to pull the wheel off and use a c-clamp to push 'em back in...and by that time, everything was smokin' hot! 7: the A/C system sprang a leak. For a couple of summers I got by with the diy charging kits. Third time was a charm when the tiny leak finally gave way and the compressor seized. :sigh: That's when my wife (gf at the time) refused to ride in it, and when I broke down and bought my first new vehicle which I still have today, now 10 y/o but with only 33K miles on it.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
10 years old and 33K miles? Oh you must tell more! There is a story here, I can smell it. ;P
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Mine was a Renault 14
Ah, well, there's your problem: Life is too short for French cars. :~ My worst was a Citroën C3. The wife promptly wanted one of the first cars that rolled off the assembly line because she had seen it in a picture and thought "it looked cute". :doh: Nothing but trouble. It started 3 days after we got it (six months after they had promised to deliver it) and continued with trouble after trouble throughout its entire life cycle. In the end, we gave it away for free just to get rid of it. X|
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
We can close the thread now. I owned, and for some bizarre reason loved, a [Trabant 601 Kombi](https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fájl:Trabant\_601\_Kombi\_(front).JPG). Stupid car but a joy nonetheless.
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I want an EV because of the far far fewer things that can go wrong but the USA where I be is still too Big Loud Truck.
That's what one of my sons thought and got a new leaf, nice car but not for someone that regularly does 130+ mile journeys and found he couldn't complete the journey without a charge cycle on the way if it was cold, raining..... Longer trips needed more than one charge in a day and you are only supposed to do 1 fast charge per day For a while he viewed it as a challenge to plan journeys around charge points but explaining to fellow passengers that you were going to sit in a service area for 40 minutes became boring and eventually he handed it back and went back to diesel When battery technology improves they will be great and other than range the car was really good
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
My Personal List of worst cars: (They have proven to be failures, time and time again) 1. Dodge (Chrysler) any kind. 2. BMW, Audi, Mercedes - these cars are not what they used to be. 3. GM/Chevrolet Best : Over time, they are known to be reliable. 1.Toyota 2.Honda 3.Subaru , Kia , Hyundai If you buy a new car every year, or 4 , this list is meaningless. Just about any new car can last almost as long as the payments.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
A Daewoo Lanos that was given to me by my father-in-law when my Ford Focus finally died (it did have 200,000 miles on the clock). Horrible build quality, abysmal performance and lack of comfort. It was written off by my insurance company after I had a little bump - the repairs would have cost more than £500, which is what they valued the car as.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
In the mid-80's I was driving a 76 AMC Hornet with a hatchback that my parents gave me. It had a 3-speed manual transmission. The worst part about it was if it went through a puddle there was a very good chance that it was going to stall. Apparently this was caused by water getting into the distributor cap so I learned that I could fix it by wiping it out with a rag. Eventually I let my parents have it back. My dad said he was able to fix the problem by spraying some WD-40 in it. Wish he had told me that back when I was driving it. I'm not sure what ultimately happened to it. I think my parents loaned it out to other family members before someone wrecked it.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
That must have been a second hand Citroen 2CV, I remember one time when I tried to put something in the trunk and ended up standing with a broken off trunk lid in my hands ! The problem was that instead of hinges a simple seamed edge was used where the water could collect and cause the entire edge to rust off :omg: Of course all this had to do with bad maintenance and not greasing the lid properly ...
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
It's a toss-up between: - The leaky Alfasud that had been patched and resprayed but had about 2 gallons of water in the sills and floor pan that rushed forward when you braked. - The powder blue and rust Polski Fiat that ate timing chains faster than it ate oil. Runners-up are a 1964 Morris 1100 with Heinz baked-bean cans pop-riveted to the sub-frame and a BMW Isetta 300 whose gear-lever came away in your hand if you were a little too brisk with it.
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
'89 Volkswagon Jetta Loved that car -- it was peppy (5 speed manual transmission, not automatic) and hugged the road -- a true pleasure to drive. I drove it far faster than was wise. ;P At the 5 year mark the electrical problems started and for the next 4 years it nickled-n-dimed me with constant, semi-trivial repairs. I finally gave up and bought Toyota ...
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
'86 Pontiac 6000 - not because the car was bad per se, but because I didn't maintain it. Near the end: - The brake cylinder lost pressure so you had to pump the brakes once before they'd catch (except 1 in 100 times when they caught the first time and sent you to a screeching halt) - The engine would not idle, but would sputter and die when coming to a stop - Power steering would occasionally step out for a break When coming to a stop-light, I would have to pump the brake with the left foot, put the tranny in neutral while gently pumping the gas to avoid a stall.
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A Simca Matra Bagheera. The only thing that did not rust was the plastic body (epoxy fiberglass) Matra Bagheera - Wikipedia[^]
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
Hey it looked :cool:!
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That's what one of my sons thought and got a new leaf, nice car but not for someone that regularly does 130+ mile journeys and found he couldn't complete the journey without a charge cycle on the way if it was cold, raining..... Longer trips needed more than one charge in a day and you are only supposed to do 1 fast charge per day For a while he viewed it as a challenge to plan journeys around charge points but explaining to fellow passengers that you were going to sit in a service area for 40 minutes became boring and eventually he handed it back and went back to diesel When battery technology improves they will be great and other than range the car was really good
I currently drive a chevy astro cargo van with our company banner on it just around town. So an EV cargo van like the Nissan ENV200 would be perfect. With a license that says E Ticket and a frame that says We goin' to Electric Avenue. I have it all planned out and 220 VAC (Level 2) in my garage
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We can close the thread now. I owned, and for some bizarre reason loved, a [Trabant 601 Kombi](https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fájl:Trabant\_601\_Kombi\_(front).JPG). Stupid car but a joy nonetheless.
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Yup, you Win. i rember Robbie Coltrane taking the engine out of one those with a Leather Man multitool and brute strength!
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Depends how you define 'worst'. Performance-wise, it was my first car, a 73 VW Beetle. However, it was reliable, chugged along, pretty indestructible and relatively easy to repair. The next car was one of those late-80s Mustang hatchbacks (88 I think). A better car in terms of performance and comfort, but it was just another generic car--Mustang in name only. So, in a way, it was worse--a new car (especially one with the Mustang name) should've been much better than that. I guess I've been pretty lucky overall, all my vehicles have kept running o.k. for long periods until an accident (so far).
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Mine was a Renault 14. Weird offset rear wheels, engine canted back at 78 degrees, practically needed to remove the engine to change the spark plugs, automatic gearbox exploded/disintegrated after a year. The only good news was I bought it at a heavy discount price because it was a dealer demo car even though it had all the bells and whistles being the top model version. Also, the gearbox was replaced under guarantee. It still put me off automatics for a long time. Renault 14 - Wikipedia[^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
I forget the year but it was sometime in the 80's it was a Ford Probe. I believe the transmission fell out one day when my wife was backing it out of the driveway... :sigh:
A car for me is just basic transportation.
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