Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?

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[MarkTJohnson]

Smoking cures Ham too.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

It indeed does a wonderful job - after the salmon is dead.

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[PeejayAdams]

If drinking's so bad for you, how come pickled onions don't go off?

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[Gary Wheeler]

Must... not... evangelize... (there's no non-smoker like an ex-smoker)

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[dandy72]

Cures from what, is what I've always wanted to know...

[Lost User]

OriginalGriff wrote:

If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?

Temporary cure, still not bacon. Hmmmmz, bacon.

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[Minion no 5]

Exploding pickles?

[Jorgen Andersson]

Gary Wheeler wrote:

there's no non-smoker like an ex-smoker

That's valid for all religions.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[DerekT P]

Indeed, I always thought there was something fishy about that. But done properly, they do kipper long time. I tend to overdo mine, usually herring on the side of caution. I'll get my coat now. In fact it's raining, so I'll get my mac-kerel.