Thought of the Day

OriginalGriff

To put a baby alien to sleep, do you rocket?

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megaadam

Or use a flamethrower?

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

Mike Hankey

and if it crashes do you investigate?

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Alberto Escobar Jimenez

No!, no you cover it up and give it it the next Area number available! :-D

W Balboos GHB

Time martian on, but we can still give a nod of approval to that. Zzzzzzz's is certainly as good as any of the other pillow of sunshine we get here.

Ravings en masse^

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jeron1

You need to feed it first, provided it's not galactose intolerant.

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DRHuff

That one just burst out of you.

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Gary Wheeler

Play this[^] as the lullaby.

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Lost User

ahhh, now I understand what the anal probes are about... to put the eggs in.

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Lost User

OriginalGriff wrote:

To put a baby alien to sleep, do you rocket?

Why should we care? Don't they come with a mother attached to know such things?

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

Daniel Pfeffer

No. You warp wrap them up.

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den2k88

If the aliens are Stroggs*, rocket is a good measure. *Valid also for Reapers and Demons from Hell.

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OriginalGriff

They work well against Imps and Tomato Monsters as well, provided you are far enough away.

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Fueled By Decaff

So that's how ET was able to phone home - they gave him the area code.