Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Is eating clocks really time consuming?

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

You must have lots of time to kill.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[megaadam]

Did the Stonehenge people rock around the clock?

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

[Mike Hankey]

I've got to hand it to you, for a second I thought you had a minute problem.

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[DRHuff]

If Metamucil made clocks would time pass more quickly?

Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

[RickZeeland]

Not if the clockwork is orange :-\

[W Balboos GHB]

Face it - hour patience for these puns never wains - I'm glad no one wind

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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[k5054]

Wains? John Constable would be pleased, I think: [The Hay Wain - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Hay\_Wain)

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

The mere thought of that makes me tick to my stomach.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[DRHuff]

Really? I thought it was an epoch pun!

Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

[MacSpudster]

Nano.

The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

[Tim Deveaux]

I second that.

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

One clock is hard to swallow. Eat enough and it turns into a date. And those are easier to digest.

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[Dr Walt Fair PE]

Seconding the nano is like a nanosecond.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[MacSpudster]

He. Did. That.

The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff