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[OriginalGriff]

Is a power tool an annoying boss?

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[PeejayAdams]

Is a prison warder's boss a screwdriver?

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[DerekT P]

When promoted to management, is a low-relief sculptor embossed?

[fd9750]

No it is not, but it can bite you if you are not careful so maybe it has similar properties.

[Lost User]

and a hand tool? (yep, had a couple of bosses like that)

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[Chris Quinn]

I was told that a new project was going to be using state-of-the-art tools - I found out later they were referring to the project manager!

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