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    The pompey
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    People with beards are just people without beards with beards

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      People with beards are just people without beards with beards

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      Johnny J
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      Next thing we know, you'll be saying "Jehovah"[^] :doh:

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        Next thing we know, you'll be saying "Jehovah"[^] :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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        Mark Twain

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        OriginalGriff
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        You should be stoned! Just advice, it might relax you a little.

        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          People with beards are just people without beards with beards

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          HobbyProggy
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          So shaved people are just people without beards with beards without beards?

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            You should be stoned! Just advice, it might relax you a little.

            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            CodeWraith
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            Then people without beards will have to buy fake beards.

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              So shaved people are just people without beards with beards without beards?

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              glennPattonWork3
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              I was under the impression the world hit peak beard a few years ago?

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                I was under the impression the world hit peak beard a few years ago?

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                PeejayAdams
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                glennPattonWork wrote:

                I was under the impression hoping that the world hit peak beard a few years ago

                Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

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                  Then people without beards will have to buy fake beards.

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                  GenJerDan
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                  Kinda like a public merkin. :)

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                  • T The pompey

                    People with beards are just people without beards with beards

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                    Slacker007
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                    People with beards are people with hair follicle challenged faces.

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                      I was under the impression the world hit peak beard a few years ago?

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                      maze3
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                      At first I was writting "pre shaving would be peak beard" But one could argue that currently more humans with beards live now then at any point in history. :doh:

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                        At first I was writting "pre shaving would be peak beard" But one could argue that currently more humans with beards live now then at any point in history. :doh:

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                        glennPattonWork3
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                        Well, since domestication & reliable razor blades maybe, from a look at a Natural History museum Humans were pretty furry! ;)

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                          Well, since domestication & reliable razor blades maybe, from a look at a Natural History museum Humans were pretty furry! ;)

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                          Daniel Pfeffer
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                          True, but OTOH there weren't many of them. In Roman Republican time, the world population is estimated at about 150 million. This is much larger than the pre-historic population. Even if all men wore beards (and we know they didn't), there would be no more than 75,000,000 beards at that time. If no more than 2% of today's male population wear beards, the number of beards is larger than it was during the Roman Republic, and so larger than the number of beards at any moment in pre-historic times.

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                            You should be stoned! Just advice, it might relax you a little.

                            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            j snooze
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                            Pretty sure he already is stoned.

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                              Kinda like a public merkin. :)

                              We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB

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                              Frank Malcolm
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                              Now there's something us older chaps need, a pubic merkin.

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