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  • D David Wulff

    Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


    David Wulff

    "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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    Ian Darling
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    I'm obviously more well behaved than the above: 15 years in prison and a fine of £2000 :-) I guess that means "4/10 Must try harder" :laugh: -- Ian Darling

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    • D David Wulff

      Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


      David Wulff

      "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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      Megan Forbes
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      :laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)


      So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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      • D David Wulff

        Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


        David Wulff

        "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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        Roger Wright
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        I've got to get out and do my part! "Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £7000 " I'm sure I can do better than that if I put my mind to it.:-D

        "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
        It tolls for thee..."

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        • D David Wulff

          Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


          David Wulff

          "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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          Paul Watson
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          "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

          Paul Watson
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          Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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          • D David Wulff

            Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


            David Wulff

            "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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            Ray Cassick
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            Ooooo I just got 65 years in the can.


            Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: If the physicists find a universal theory describing the laws of universe, I'm sure the asshole constant will be an integral part of that theory.


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            • D David Wulff

              Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


              David Wulff

              "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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              Robert Little
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              . --

              "The money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its rule by preying upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is concentrated in a few hands and the Republic destroyed." -- Abraham Lincoln

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              • M Megan Forbes

                :laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)


                So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                You might be in jail for a while, but at least you won't have to work off the fines. :) --

                "The money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its rule by preying upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is concentrated in a few hands and the Republic destroyed." -- Abraham Lincoln

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                • D David Wulff

                  Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


                  David Wulff

                  "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                  JoeSox
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                  Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 :-O:suss::laugh: Later,
                  JoeSox
                  www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                    Damn, David - you need to switch to white-collar crime!

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                    I'd show a smile but I'm too weak I'd share with you, could I only speak

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                    Shog9 wrote: Years in prison: 5.5 :wtf: I thought for sure you would get more than that! Did you bribe the judge:confused::-D Later,
                    JoeSox
                    www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                      "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                      Paul Watson
                      Bluegrass
                      Cape Town, South Africa

                      Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                      Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:

                      We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
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                      • M Megan Forbes

                        :laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)


                        So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                        Megan Forbes wrote: Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :suss::wtf: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner ;):-D Later,
                        JoeSox
                        www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                          Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:

                          We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
                          Stephen Hawking

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                          Paul Watson
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                          Mike Mullikin wrote: Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. LOL, half the stuff I don't even consider illegal. Sure it is written down that public sex is a no no, but why? Common sense prevails in most of my criminal activities. You should speak to Roger Wright. He only got one year from that test, but the man is a hardcore criminal really. A walking jail of activities. :-D OF cause he does it for a cause, Roger "Rebel With A Cause" Wright. Mike Mullikin wrote: Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? I hear the Greeks are dirty. So I might end up in jail for being too damned innocent. :laugh:

                          Paul Watson
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                          • Z Zachery

                            So young, yet so criminal:)

                            .............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

                            "It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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                            Zachery wrote: So young, yet so criminal I didn't see a question: "Ever desire to create a virus to blow-up computers" :laugh: btw, I thought that was a fun idea, but maybe not for codeproject:-D Later,
                            JoeSox
                            www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                              Zachery wrote: So young, yet so criminal I didn't see a question: "Ever desire to create a virus to blow-up computers" :laugh: btw, I thought that was a fun idea, but maybe not for codeproject:-D Later,
                              JoeSox
                              www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                              Zachery
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                              I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P

                              .............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

                              "It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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                                Shog9 wrote: Years in prison: 5.5 :wtf: I thought for sure you would get more than that! Did you bribe the judge:confused::-D Later,
                                JoeSox
                                www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                                As long as i stay out of Minnesota and the UK, i'll be fine...

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                                I'd show a smile but I'm too weak I'd share with you, could I only speak

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                                  Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:

                                  We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
                                  Stephen Hawking

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                                  Mike Mullikin wrote: Greek prison ...oh nevermind BW "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

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                                  • D David Wulff

                                    Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


                                    David Wulff

                                    "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                                    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                    Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £0 I'm a bad, bad, girl! :laugh: It's just as well I don't live in Alabama... ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                                      I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P

                                      .............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

                                      "It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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                                      Zachery wrote: I'm glad someone finally appreciates my insane ideas they are not insane ideas, just ideas no one else has thought of:-D Later,
                                      JoeSox
                                      www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                                        Megan Forbes wrote: Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :suss::wtf: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner ;):-D Later,
                                        JoeSox
                                        www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                                        JoeSox wrote: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? :laugh: 26 actually JoeSox wrote: and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner :eek: Woe is me! Lucky my husband doesn't browse CP! :-D


                                        So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                                          "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                                          Paul Watson
                                          Bluegrass
                                          Cape Town, South Africa

                                          Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                                          here's to 97! :beer: To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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