Are you a criminal?
-
Damn, David - you need to switch to white-collar crime!
- Shog9 -
I'd show a smile but I'm too weak I'd share with you, could I only speak
Shog9 wrote: Years in prison: 5.5 :wtf: I thought for sure you would get more than that! Did you bribe the judge:confused::-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
"In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen Hawking -
:laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
Megan Forbes wrote: Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :suss::wtf: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner ;):-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen HawkingMike Mullikin wrote: Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. LOL, half the stuff I don't even consider illegal. Sure it is written down that public sex is a no no, but why? Common sense prevails in most of my criminal activities. You should speak to Roger Wright. He only got one year from that test, but the man is a hardcore criminal really. A walking jail of activities. :-D OF cause he does it for a cause, Roger "Rebel With A Cause" Wright. Mike Mullikin wrote: Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? I hear the Greeks are dirty. So I might end up in jail for being too damned innocent. :laugh:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
-
So young, yet so criminal:)
.............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek
"It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+
Zachery wrote: So young, yet so criminal I didn't see a question: "Ever desire to create a virus to blow-up computers" :laugh: btw, I thought that was a fun idea, but maybe not for codeproject:-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
Zachery wrote: So young, yet so criminal I didn't see a question: "Ever desire to create a virus to blow-up computers" :laugh: btw, I thought that was a fun idea, but maybe not for codeproject:-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P
.............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek
"It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+
-
Shog9 wrote: Years in prison: 5.5 :wtf: I thought for sure you would get more than that! Did you bribe the judge:confused::-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Stephen HawkingMike Mullikin wrote: Greek prison ...oh nevermind BW "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
-
Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £0 I'm a bad, bad, girl! :laugh: It's just as well I don't live in Alabama... ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
-
I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P
.............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek
"It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+
Zachery wrote: I'm glad someone finally appreciates my insane ideas they are not insane ideas, just ideas no one else has thought of:-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
Megan Forbes wrote: Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :suss::wtf: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner ;):-D Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)JoeSox wrote: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? :laugh: 26 actually JoeSox wrote: and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner :eek: Woe is me! Lucky my husband doesn't browse CP! :-D
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
-
"In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
here's to 97! :beer: To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
-
Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
Only 43.5 years and a 2K fine. I'm feeling a little bit young and innocent amongst you lot ;) cheers, Chris Maunder
-
i'm a scoundrel -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
Chris Losinger wrote: 97 years fucking government:laugh: Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
Chris Losinger wrote: 97 years fucking government:laugh: Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)i refuse to be punished for unjust (UK) laws.
you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
-c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
-
i refuse to be punished for unjust (UK) laws.
you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
-c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
Chris Losinger wrote: you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers! :eek: I'll be going now.... Later,
JoeSox
www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP) -
"In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaChris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer
Paul Watson wrote: I think the public sex bit nailed me though Yeah I told you you should have come back to my place, but you were the one that wanted to see Hyde Park from an open top bus... :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
-
Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:
David Wulff
"Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna
whoops Anthony www.TonysOpenSource.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
-
:laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)
So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson
Megan Forbes wrote: from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better You're young. There's still time to mend your ways and increase your score.:-D
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee..." -
i'm a scoundrel -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.
Damn, what did you do!? I thought I was a bad guy for receiving 72.5 years and a £2000 fine... :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools