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  • J JoeSox

    Zachery wrote: So young, yet so criminal I didn't see a question: "Ever desire to create a virus to blow-up computers" :laugh: btw, I thought that was a fun idea, but maybe not for codeproject:-D Later,
    JoeSox
    www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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    Zachery
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    I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P

    .............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

    "It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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    • J JoeSox

      Shog9 wrote: Years in prison: 5.5 :wtf: I thought for sure you would get more than that! Did you bribe the judge:confused::-D Later,
      JoeSox
      www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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      Shog9 0
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      As long as i stay out of Minnesota and the UK, i'll be fine...

      - Shog9 -

      I'd show a smile but I'm too weak I'd share with you, could I only speak

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      • L Lost User

        Paul Watson wrote: Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Damn Paul! I'm gaining a whole new respect for you. Are we gonna have to take up a CP collection to bail you out of Greek prison? Mike Mullikin :beer:

        We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
        Stephen Hawking

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        Mike Mullikin wrote: Greek prison ...oh nevermind BW "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin

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        • D David Wulff

          Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


          David Wulff

          "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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          Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £0 I'm a bad, bad, girl! :laugh: It's just as well I don't live in Alabama... ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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          • Z Zachery

            I'm glad someone finnaly appriciates my insane ideas:-D I like you now Joe, I'll kill you last;P

            .............Zack............. Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

            "It's all about function over form. I mean, look at NASA. Their code isn't formatted correctly and their stuff looks crappy, but they'll get you to the moon." "And the geek shall inherit the earth..." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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            JoeSox
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            Zachery wrote: I'm glad someone finally appreciates my insane ideas they are not insane ideas, just ideas no one else has thought of:-D Later,
            JoeSox
            www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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            • J JoeSox

              Megan Forbes wrote: Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :suss::wtf: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner ;):-D Later,
              JoeSox
              www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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              Megan Forbes
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              JoeSox wrote: did you get married when you were 12 years old?? :laugh: 26 actually JoeSox wrote: and all this time I thought you were a bra-burner :eek: Woe is me! Lucky my husband doesn't browse CP! :-D


              So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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              • P Paul Watson

                "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                Paul Watson
                Bluegrass
                Cape Town, South Africa

                Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                Chris Losinger
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                here's to 97! :beer: To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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                • D David Wulff

                  Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


                  David Wulff

                  "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                  Chris Maunder
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                  Only 43.5 years and a 2K fine. I'm feeling a little bit young and innocent amongst you lot ;) cheers, Chris Maunder

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                  • C Chris Losinger

                    i'm a scoundrel -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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                    JoeSox
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                    Chris Losinger wrote: 97 years fucking government:laugh: Later,
                    JoeSox
                    www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                    • J JoeSox

                      Chris Losinger wrote: 97 years fucking government:laugh: Later,
                      JoeSox
                      www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                      Chris Losinger
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                      i refuse to be punished for unjust (UK) laws.

                      you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

                      -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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                      • C Chris Losinger

                        i refuse to be punished for unjust (UK) laws.

                        you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

                        -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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                        JoeSox
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                        Chris Losinger wrote: you'll have my shoplifted bottle of anal lubricant when you pry it from my cold dead fingers! :eek: I'll be going now.... Later,
                        JoeSox
                        www.humanaiproject.org "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein (INTP)

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                        • P Paul Watson

                          "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                          Paul Watson
                          Bluegrass
                          Cape Town, South Africa

                          Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                          David Wulff
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                          Paul Watson wrote: I think the public sex bit nailed me though Yeah I told you you should have come back to my place, but you were the one that wanted to see Hyde Park from an open top bus... :suss:


                          David Wulff

                          "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                          • D David Wulff

                            Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


                            David Wulff

                            "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                            Anthony Roach
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                            whoops Anthony www.TonysOpenSource.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

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                            • M Megan Forbes

                              :laugh: What a perfect Friday afternoon survey! Who would have thought it's illegal to eat mince pies on Christmas day! :~ I got "Upstanding", but from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better: "You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house" Jail: 14 years, Fine £0 :)


                              So few words, and yet so precise! Megan, you're a poet of mathematical accuracy! - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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                              Roger Wright
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                              Megan Forbes wrote: from the description it seems like "Boring" would be better You're young. There's still time to mend your ways and increase your score.:-D

                              "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                              It tolls for thee..."

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                              • C Chris Losinger

                                i'm a scoundrel -c To vote with no response is to follow the way of the coward.

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Damn, what did you do!? I thought I was a bad guy for receiving 72.5 years and a £2000 fine... :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools

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                                  "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                                  Paul Watson
                                  Bluegrass
                                  Cape Town, South Africa

                                  Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Paul Watson wrote: in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." Damn... I was going to apply for a job as a shop dummy next week.

                                  "Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
                                  It tolls for thee..."

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                                  • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                                    Years in prison: 25.5 Potential fine: £0 I'm a bad, bad, girl! :laugh: It's just as well I don't live in Alabama... ;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                                    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                    Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I'm a bad, bad, girl! No way, You're innocent! You're Saint Anna! I got 72.5 years and £2000 in fines for my crimes. :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools

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                                    • D David Wulff

                                      Find out http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html[^] My results were: Years in prison: 86 Potential fine: £2000. :suss:


                                      David Wulff

                                      "Without hopes and dreams we're directionless" - Anna

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                                      Jon Newman
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                                      What the hell have I done to get 5 years?


                                      "I have a strange ginger man living on my roof!"
                                      "One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no ‘them’ out there. It’s just an awful lot of ‘us’."
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                                      • P Paul Watson

                                        "In the UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar), and perfectly legal for someone to refuse to serve you if they think you are drunk!" WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. "Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." LOL! "One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy." :laugh: "Perfectly legal in the UK, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography" So you have to shower/bath while clothed? Ok. Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000 Holy crap. David, do you know you regularly chat to a scoundrel? Me! I think the public sex bit nailed me though.

                                        Paul Watson
                                        Bluegrass
                                        Cape Town, South Africa

                                        Chris Losinger wrote: i hate needles so much i can't even imagine allowing one near The Little Programmer

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                                        Paul Watson wrote: WTF! Bloody hell. 90% of Londoners then are criminals. Bah, i'd make it 50%, you should see the rest of the UK :-D


                                        "I have a strange ginger man living on my roof!"
                                        "One of the most important things you learn from the internet is that there is no ‘them’ out there. It’s just an awful lot of ‘us’."
                                        -Douglas Adams
                                        Jonathan 'nonny' Newman Homepage [www.nonny.com] [^]

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                                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                                          Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: I'm a bad, bad, girl! No way, You're innocent! You're Saint Anna! I got 72.5 years and £2000 in fines for my crimes. :) -- I'm the figure head on a ship of fools

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                                          Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                          Now don't make me spank you...;) Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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