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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
WTF kind of English was that?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
Wait a sec. Molesworth? I've been tempted to apply for a job there....I think it's still being advertised. I just wasn't looking forward to having to learn a new language.
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WTF kind of English was that?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
WTF kind of English was that?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013It's inspired by four of the finest books ever written (Down With Skool, How to be Topp, Whizz for Atoms! and Back in the Jug Agane by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle). They're a brilliant satire on British school life in the '50s (and every bit as applicable to the British school I went to in the '80s, to be honest). Not sure whether they're terribly well known outside the UK but they're much loved here.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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It's inspired by four of the finest books ever written (Down With Skool, How to be Topp, Whizz for Atoms! and Back in the Jug Agane by Geoffrey Willans and Ronald Searle). They're a brilliant satire on British school life in the '50s (and every bit as applicable to the British school I went to in the '80s, to be honest). Not sure whether they're terribly well known outside the UK but they're much loved here.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
It looks like something you'd see on modern social media sites...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
i stopped reading because of the 'k's I can't handle it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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In the atomic age even the tinies are exspected to kno all about komputer science. so much so that ks is now on the carikulum along with more trad. subjekts like fr., maths, algy, geog, hist, lat. ect. ect. this can come as somthing of a shock for the unprepaired espeshally when some mad master sa "yes boy but is it turin komplete?" or "do you think this algyrythm is enpee 2?" and you hav to admit that you arent rely sure. to help you with this, here is a bit of the molesworth peason giude to komputer science (full edish grabber and grabber 2/6d or postal order to peason entaprises) 1) turin kompleteness turin is in Italy as any fule kno so we can sa something is turin komplete if it kontain spagetti or it rides a moped. Fotherington-Thomas sa "no molesworth, it is more komplicated than that" but he is a wet and a weed and sa things like "hello clouds, hello sky" all the time so i will ignore him 2) enpee kompleteness something is called enpee komplete if it so tuogh that even grabber caren't sort it - grabber may hav a face like a squished tomato but he kno all about komputers and hav a mycrosoft sertified pro in rafia work. it also hav something to do with traveling napsak salesmen but i could not sta awake thruough that bit chiz, chiz 3) big 0 big 0 is exsactly how komplicated something is. molesworth 2 sa that plaing fairy bells on the skool piano is big 0 log square to the power of a billion zillion but if that is so why carn't the little tick pla any simpler tune - like one that is only 0 log square to the power of a few like twinkle twinkle little star ect.? he is a 1 trick poney and hav no brane and i am embarased to be realted to him. 0 log squared to the power of a gazilion BOOS to molesworth 2. to be continewed wen i hav lurnt a bit more and am not in deten for tuoghing up the new ticks. (With apologies to the mighty Mr. Willans).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
First thought: Do you write this way on purpose, or do you need a new keyboard? Edit: I should have read the answers first
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It looks like something you'd see on modern social media sites...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013John scores for the win! :-D
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i stopped reading because of the 'k's I can't handle it.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
